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ecoaster12

25 Washington, DC Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:10pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Might want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Dutch (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
/**
* Implementation of the person in the current profile
* I'm a real person I promise--I'm just having some fun!
**/
public class Michael extends Person
{
private List attributes;
private List interests;
private State state;
private Profession profession;

public Michael () {

super();

greeting("Hello!");
greeting("Hola!");
greeting("Hallo!");

state = new State("Moved to DC recently");
profession = EngineerFactory.getInstance().getSecuritySoftwareEngineer();

interests = new ArrayList();

interests.add("Physics");
interests.add("Philosophy");
interests.add("Comptuer Science");
interests.add("Roller Coasters");
interests.add("Math");

}
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
public Thread currentLife()
{
final Person michael = this;
Thread life = new Thread( new Runnable()
{
public void run()
{
while( true )
{
michael.work();
Person niece = this.getFamily().getSisters[0].getDaughter();
visit(michael, niece);
michael.travel(WORLD.getPlace(new Random().nextInt()));
michael.learn({"Physics", "Math", "Security Engineering" });
michael.getHobbies().add({"running", "biking", "playing video games", "reading", "prepare for future"});
michael.getHobbies().execute();
michael.getInterests().investigate();
Languages.learn(michael, Languages.DUTCH);
}

}
});
}
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
public List goodAt()
{
List goodAt = new ArrayList();

goodAt.add("Brewing New Orelans Style Coffee");
goodAt.add("Finding and crossing the line");
goodAt.add("Making people laugh at corny jokes");
goodAt.add("Thinking");
return goodAt;
}
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
public Observation firstObservance() {
return new Observation("My eyes get squinty when I smile");
}
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
public Map> getFavorites()
{
Map> favorites = new HashMap>();

List favoriteBooks = new ArrayList();
favoriteBooks.add("The Phantom Toolbooth");
favoriteBooks.add("The Catcher in the Rye");
favoriteBooks.add("American Gods");
favoriteBooks.add("1984");
favoriteBooks.add("The Elegant Universe");
favoriteBooks.add("The Hidden Reality");

List favoriteMovies = new ArrayList();
favoriteMovies.add("Inception");
favoriteMovies.add("Dark Knight");
favoriteMovies.add("Truman Show");
favoriteMovies.add("Memento");
favoriteMovies.add("Life of Pi");
favoriteMovies.add("500 Days of Summer");

List favoriteFoods = new LinkedList(); // To preserve preference
favoriteFoods.add(1, "Korean");
favoriteFoods.add(2, "Indian");
favoriteFoods.add(3, "Japanese");
favoriteFoods.add(4, "Mexican");
favoriteFoods.add(5, "Chinese");
favoriteFoods.add(6, "Smoothies!");

List favoriteShows = new ArrayList();
favoriteShows.add("Big Bang Theory");
favoriteShows.add("South Park");
favoriteShows.add("Family Guy");

List favoriteMusic = new ArrayList();
favoriteMusic.add("Radiohead");
favoriteMusic.add("Gaelic Storm");
favoriteMusic.add("Rolling Stones");
favoriteMusic.add("Tycho");
favoriteMusic.add("Vampire Weekend");
favoriteMusic.add("Simon and Garfunkel");
favoriteMusic.add("Glitch Mob");

favorites.put("Favorite Books", favoriteBooks);
favorites.put("Favorite Movies", favoriteMovies);
favorites.put("Favorite Foods", favoriteFoods);
favorites.put("Favorite Music", favoritesMusic)

return favorites;
}
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
public List sixThingsNeeded() {

List needed = new ArrayList();
needed.add(new Necessity("Earphones"));
needed.add(new Necessity("Travel"));
needed.add(new Necessity("Food"));
needed.add(new Necessity("Thinking"));
needed.add(new Necessity("Roller Coasters"));
needed.add(new Necessity("Laughing"));

return needed;
}
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
//Haven't come up with a silly java method for this :P
@NotImplemented
public void think(){
/*
Why the hell we're on this planet. No seriously, it's weird how random the cosmos are and yet we somehow managed to evolve to our current state on this random rock in this random galaxy.

Apart from that, making ends meet, the future, where and when I want to travel, whatever pet project I'm working on, how to not get abducted by aliens (I kid), why the weather is so bad, why the weather is so nice, what time it is in some random place X, whether the UK is leaving the EU, how much I wish my brain had more cores so that I could process my heavily trafficked mind.
*/
}
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
//Haven't come up with a silly java method for this :P
@NotImplemented
public void friday() {
/*
Usually at a bar with some friends or just chilling at home playing Mario Kart. Or maybe kicking back with a glass of wine and watching some show about the universe.
*/
}
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
public Secret maxSecret()
{
Secret deepSecret = new Secret("I fall off my bike a non-neglible amount", new EncryptionMethod("md5")); // For easy reveal

return deepSecret;
}
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
public Secret maxSecret()
{
Secret deepSecret = new Secret("I fall off my bike a non-neglible amount", new EncryptionMethod("md5")); // For easy reveal

return deepSecret;
}

public boolean contact(Person you) throws Exception
{
if(you.areClosted())
{
throw new DefinitelyNotException()
}
else
{
if (you.areSmart() or you.areInteresting() or you.canShowMe(new Things()) and you.notPutOff(this.sillyJavaProfile) )
{
you.contact(this); // ""
if( this.notRespond)
{
you.moveOn();
}
}
}

// Speaking seriously, if you aren't completely thrown off by my
// java profile I'd love to speak to you. I'm just having some fun
// with this.

}

}