Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey you! Yes, you! The person reading this right now. Guess what?
You found a pretty awesome profile. This was crafted with care,
dedication, and long hours of sleepless delirium. So I guess you're
wondering when I'm going to start talking about myself, right?
Well, I really don't feel like it at the moment, so how about them
apples? Give it a moment. Let that sink in. Okay, are you
Here is the part where I talk about myself and tell you all of the
fantastic and wonderful things I am. Isn't this going so well? Are
you hooked yet? So yeah, I like doing things. Adventurous things.
Want to go adventuring with me? You totally should! I've been known
to get lost for an hour and end up right back where I started while
trying to find a hiking spot.
I've gotten lost driving the 12 minutes from the food store back to
my apartment. I've gotten lost playing video games. That's the
trick to my life: I'm constantly on an adventure!
Positions you can apply for:
-Person who smacks me upside the head and tells me, "Wrong way,
So what are you waiting for?! Apply today!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just graduated from Millersville University with a major in
Geology and a minor in Environmental Chemistry. I am in the process
of finding a big boy job.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting lost, getting an initial impression of people, making a
complete fool of myself/being goofy, using sarcasm, finding super
cool rocks to show people who usually don't care, and using the
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How thin I am, my ever-present sense of humor (albeit a bit dry at
times), my mischievous grin, or I'm staring off into nothingness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I love Stephen King novels, HP Lovecraft, George Orwell, the
Inheritance series, science fiction, horror, apocalyptic fiction,
classical literature, and philosophy.
Movies: Comedy, Horror/Thriller, Action/War, SciFi, and Westerns.
Clint Eastwood is one of my favorite actors.
Quirky movies like Moonrise Kingdom will always have a special
place in my ticker.
Shows: Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Doctor Who, Sherlock, The
Big Bang Theory, South Park, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Sons of
Music: Underground Rap & Hip-Hop, Metal, Classic Rock,
Classical, Electronic, Folksy kinda stuff
Food: Pretty much anything. I absolutely love sushi!
Also, Thai food is way better when purchased from a street cart in
Bangkok or Krabi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Glasses, watch, a good book, music, delicious food, close
I'm going to bend the rules on this one and add a seventh:
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I'm going in life, what I'm presently doing, how I can help
someone, if I'm going to fall off my longboard when I hit that
crack in the road.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out with friends or watching movies/reading/playing video
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you ask me a question, I will answer it truthfully.
I get lost way too easily.
I talk to myself at the food store. I've gotten some pretty strange
You should message me if
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You are interested in good conversation or want to know anything
else about me. I'm always open to getting to know people, so have
Also, I'm amazing at telling corny jokes. In fact, I heard this
great time travel joke tomorrow.
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