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23 Horsham, PA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:42pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Other, but not too serious about it
Working on university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey you! Yes, you! The person reading this right now. Guess what? You found a pretty awesome profile. This was crafted with care, dedication, and long hours of sleepless delirium. So I guess you're wondering when I'm going to start talking about myself, right? Well, I really don't feel like it at the moment, so how about them apples? Give it a moment. Let that sink in. Okay, are you ready?

Here is the part where I talk about myself and tell you all of the fantastic and wonderful things I am. Isn't this going so well? Are you hooked yet? So yeah, I like doing things. Adventurous things. Want to go adventuring with me? You totally should! I've been known to get lost for an hour and end up right back where I started while trying to find a hiking spot.
I've gotten lost driving the 12 minutes from the food store back to my apartment. I've gotten lost playing video games. That's the trick to my life: I'm constantly on an adventure!

Positions you can apply for:
- Cartographer
-Person who smacks me upside the head and tells me, "Wrong way, dummy!"

So what are you waiting for?! Apply today!
What I’m doing with my life
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I just graduated from Millersville University with a major in Geology and a minor in Environmental Chemistry. I am in the process of finding a big boy job.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting lost, getting an initial impression of people, making a complete fool of myself/being goofy, using sarcasm, finding super cool rocks to show people who usually don't care, and using the Oxford comma.
The first things people usually notice about me
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How thin I am, my ever-present sense of humor (albeit a bit dry at times), my mischievous grin, or I'm staring off into nothingness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I love Stephen King novels, HP Lovecraft, George Orwell, the Inheritance series, science fiction, horror, apocalyptic fiction, classical literature, and philosophy.

Movies: Comedy, Horror/Thriller, Action/War, SciFi, and Westerns. Clint Eastwood is one of my favorite actors.
Quirky movies like Moonrise Kingdom will always have a special place in my ticker.

Shows: Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Doctor Who, Sherlock, The Big Bang Theory, South Park, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Sons of Anarchy.

Music: Underground Rap & Hip-Hop, Metal, Classic Rock, Classical, Electronic, Folksy kinda stuff

Food: Pretty much anything. I absolutely love sushi!
Also, Thai food is way better when purchased from a street cart in Bangkok or Krabi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Glasses, watch, a good book, music, delicious food, close friends.

I'm going to bend the rules on this one and add a seventh: Tea/coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I'm going in life, what I'm presently doing, how I can help someone, if I'm going to fall off my longboard when I hit that crack in the road.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out with friends or watching movies/reading/playing video games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If you ask me a question, I will answer it truthfully.

I get lost way too easily.

I talk to myself at the food store. I've gotten some pretty strange looks.
You should message me if
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You are interested in good conversation or want to know anything else about me. I'm always open to getting to know people, so have at it!

Also, I'm amazing at telling corny jokes. In fact, I heard this great time travel joke tomorrow.