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26 M Saint Louis, MO

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:30am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly anything
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Most people would describe me as having a very big personality. I speak and laugh loudly and I gesture wildly when I talk. I like to believe that I'm a good person and follow my own moral compass, but I might be just as delusional as everyone else.

I pride myself on pop culture references and judge others based on their ability to keep up with a fast paced conversation and make me laugh. Ladies, it's very important that you make me laugh... it's the sexiest thing a woman can do. Ok, it's not the sexiest, but I'm crazy into it.

I'm not super tall, I'm not ripped and I can't sing, you're gonna have to be able to get over these things. But, I'm quick with a joke, I don't apologise for being a man with a man's interests and needs, and I'll send you cute/funny/sexy/cat picture/winky face texts throughout the day.

UPDATE: I have recently grown a beard and I am digging it! I will post pics when I get a good one. I don't do selfies.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to make it as great as I can. I throw myself fully into anything I decide to do and work hard to get the things I want. I take my career very seriously and am highly motivated to be the best.
I have been brewing my own beer for a few months now and its an awesome hobby, ask me nicely and I might be willing to part with a couple bottles!
I have a recently rediscovered love of training and nutrition, it brings a lot of focus and drive to my life. Life's too short to go through it with a lazy/unhealthy lifestyle.
I also just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico... true story.
I’m really good at
Being bossy.
My job.
Making people laugh.
I've been told I'm a decent kisser.
Red Rover
Dancing (Though I might be the only one who thinks I'm good)
Quoting movies and TV shows at relevant times.
Making perfect steaks and messing up the side dishes.
Making lists.
The first things people usually notice about me
My wild hand gestures/body language.
That I seem to be smiling all the time.
I'm a wee bit cocky.
My butt..
I'm very high energy.
My 8-pack abs which I take totally sweet pics of in the mirror.
my conjoined twin, Enrique.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - 50 shades of grey.. that's a thing right?

Movies - All Disney movies, Harry Potter, and Die Hard. Boom! That's a perfect list.

Shows - how I met your mother, breaking bad, sons of anarchy, mad men, bones, its always sunny in philidelphia, workaholics, Arrested Development, etc

Music - something I can shake my ass to...or not..either one is good.

Food - yes please!
The six things I could never do without
A goal to achieve.
A book to read.
A cute girl to talk to.
Something new to learn.
Friends with my sense of humor.

BONUS- A climate with a temperature range and atmosphere capable of supporting life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I can turn what a person just said into a "that's what she said" joke.
What there is to eat.
Funny YouTube videos.
If I'm going to need my coat today.
On a typical Friday night I am
Just realizing that it's Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I worry that if I don't pursue my dreams now that I will lead a joyless life and look back with regret.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Your interested in traveling through time. I'm looking for a partner for this mission. Bring your own weapons, it might be dangerous, but don't worry, I've done this before.