I pride myself on pop culture references and judge others based on their ability to keep up with a fast paced conversation and make me laugh. Ladies, it's very important that you make me laugh... it's the sexiest thing a woman can do. Ok, it's not the sexiest, but I'm crazy into it.
I'm not super tall, I'm not ripped and I can't sing, you're gonna have to be able to get over these things. But, I'm quick with a joke, I don't apologise for being a man with a man's interests and needs, and I'll send you cute/funny/sexy/cat picture/winky face texts throughout the day.
UPDATE: I have recently grown a beard and I am digging it! I will post pics when I get a good one. I don't do selfies.