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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:29am
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Working on Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a complex consciousness conveyed by a biological surrogate construct , riding the condensed star dust a of a thousand million celestial bodies hurtling through space towards an unknown destination.

But you can call me Eddie :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an aspiring writer and despairing artist who wants to see the world remade in a wholly altruistic architecture to replace the perfunctory systems of today's greed and power driven society.

Until then I carve tikis - this generally involves me engaging in a range of dangerous activities including but not limited to playing with chainsaws , burning things with a flamethrower , grinding grooves with a chain grinder, sanding grooves with a power sander . Essentially I power blast the last fifty years of growth off of a tree in the span of an hour. And the ironic part is I used to love watching ferngully
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Art , funny enough , I never thought of myself as an artistic guy but since I get payed to do it I guess I'm not too shabby at it - I also am very good with a chainsaw and a flamethrower which I never thought I would be . I'm very good at remembering things too , although usually it's dialogues from old Simpsons episodes , one liners from action movies or particularly efficient combos in RPG's. So the usefulness is kind of a mixed bag.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I honestly have no idea , I get caught up with the world around me and dont generally spend much time looking at myself . People tell me I'm handsome with nice eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - I'll read any Stephen King book
Been reading the game of thrones books lately - I'm sucked in.

Movies - top five because honestly I'll never stop listing movies
1. They live
2. Conan the barbarian
3. Predator
4. Aliens
5. Step brothers

Shows - American horror story , family guy / American dad, firefly , Buffy/angel , archer , arrested development and a ton others - currently I'm looking for someone to vedge out with me and watch all of the game of thrones episodes because I've never seen that show and I hear it's awesome !

Music - love heavy metal , meshuggah and lamb of God float to the top readily , but I like red hot chili peppers , incubus, every classic rock song ever , the doors , infected mushroom , authechre , square pusher , and APHEX TWIN. Just to name a few
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Creativity , independent thought , beautiful women , thirst for knowledge , ice cream cones and love , most of all
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The void between galaxies , An extended trip to Commoragh, and perhaps a jaunt to the sunken city of r'lyeh .
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drowning out my feelings with hedonism and excess - also secretly wishing I had a dance partner
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was 8 or 9 I was angry at a live band for whatever reason and in my race to outwit the vocalist I said "I'll bite you! " instead of "bite me".

Obviously I'm much less scary in person .
You should message me if
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You want to talk , I'm easy going.