i'm not fat, or bald...( far from it ), i'm not a felon or a drunk, and what teeth i dearly pay to keep, are all mine.
i don't have any offspring ( i'll tell ya' all about it , sometime ) but i'll love children to my death .
I'm a metal craftsman, self employed....and (other)employed
(...the ''other'' is, that i work with handicapable individuals part time)
i'm a mathematician, a sort of a not so "mad scientist'',
a brain surgeon and rocket scientist (i love to laugh)
(really, its about designing, building, and teaching)
i'm a lover of antiquities (mechanical antiques, that is),
a starving artist (perspective sketches on napkins, anyone?)
and of sorts, a musician and a photographer.
i love to drive(anything), (i've been all around the 48 )
i love nature, (i have hunted and i still fish)
and i can't have paws on the floor in my shop, so my pet lives in a tank (a four legged swimmer)
i'm excellent at operating any vehicle, machinery or implements of destruction(i love to laugh),
excellent with camping, bar-b-que-in', oceans, motorcycles, (i used to downhill ski almost expertly and have done cross-county a few times)
and i can swim more than enough to save 'your' life....did i mention, i love to laugh?