Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am looking for what appears to be a mythical creature in the gay
community, a very elusive thing called a Unicorn....oh wait wrong
story. I am looking for a date. Much like the fabled gay red head I
am convinced that such a thing exists. As a result I decided to not
once again lower my standards (I mean really how much lower can you
go than breathing). I am going to hold my head high and summon my
inner Oscar Wilde, from which the following quote came to mind,
"although we may be in the gutter we are looking at the stars".
What does this have to do with my profile? What I am looking for,
unicorns, dates and red heads? Your guess is as good as mine.
Besides how often can you use a great quote with the word gutter in
I figured if I needed to write something it might as well be fun,
especially since judging from some responses, people don't even
take the time to read it. If this is you, well it wouldn't be as
you just read that sentence. To all those who don't Shame on
I am trying to find someone to share a life with, not filling out a
scantron, or ordering dinner in a restaurant. This is something
that our community needs to think about when writing their profile.
I am much more open minded than most and do not believe you know
who your match is until you meet them. I could tell you what my
brain says my type is, but then I would also need to disclose that
I have never even once dated that ideal person. So I don't beleive
I am not looking or a carbon copy of me. I am looking for someone
to share interests with, so that we can learn from each other share
responsibilities, joys and sorrows and grow old together. A copy of
yourself would be awfully boring to date as what would you bring to
the relationship? The only true requirement I have is that you need
to want to explore the world together (literally you better like to
pack a bag as there are places I want to see)!
I Prefer people that are intelligent (doesn't mean college degrees)
it means I better not catch you watching Honey Boo Boo... I mean
really WTF? Have we surpassed our societies pinnacle? Are we on the
downhill side of the mountain? Please tell me there is more to life
than Keeping up with the Kardashian's (I would rather watch a bowl
of Jello-o coagulate).
Contact me for a free cup of coffee although you will have to
attend a brief 60 minute presentation to collect.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to figure out what do men want.... Traveling and enjoying
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Is drinking red wine something you can be good at? Seriously? I
have a cellar full that needs to be drank before some of the wine
gets too old. Help me please I am am accepting volunteers ...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my eyes... I have green eyes that have a lot of aqua and
sometimes they appear blue.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Kylie Minogue and Keane are probably my two favorite artists for
music. But digging One Direction.
I am getting a little bored with all the artists that show up have
a single hit then fall off the planet. They are not even around
long enough to bother to learn their names.
When it comes to movies I would probably say that Now Voyager,
Hairspray (a'La John Waters), Last Holiday, Moulin Rouge (Strictly
Ballroom being a close second), I will wait until I know you better
to really admit the guilty pleasure movies!
My favorite food, Pizza for breakfast (cold of course), Mexican
nothing beats a good tamale, Sushi seared tuna, spicy tuna rolls
and Unagi are all favorites.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Humor (especially Sarcasm, but in a fun way)
Friends and family (technically two, but couldn't they be
The internet (Otherwise how would anyone get porn? Isn't that the
reason Al Gore invented the internet?)
Good food - This includes wine (and gin)
A roof over my head - I don't want to live in a box by the
Love - I know you are out there somewhere
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I would like to know who it was that looked at a sea urchin, and
thought, YUMMY... I should eat this thing with spikes all over it
that can break off into my hand and cause great pain. I mean even
if you were starving isn't there other things, and less troublesome
to snack on?
I used to think lot about December 21, 2012 and wondered if it
would lead to.... oh look look squirrel. What was it I was thinking
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Possibly at Happy hour with my friends drinking a Gin and Tonic or
out with friends for dinner or a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I have way to many Shoes ... sorry it is an
illness. Shoe update... I recently order a new shoe rack so that I
can buy more...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You find family and friends more important than going out. You
enjoy traveling, trying new restaurants, having new experiences.
You know who you are and what you want in life.
Who are you looking for?
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