Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Hmm, I try not to think, but act on instinct... if you know my
humour, I am taking the piss... which leads on to this
Why DUMB, STUPID people think that 2010 is the start of a new
decade - 2011 is the start of the new decade, as 2001 was the start
of the new millennium. We are IN the 2010th year of the calendar,
read it carefully now, it is an ordinal number... the year is not
over yet, Q.E.D., not a new decade.... end of rant.
But honestly, I do not spend a lot of time thinking about who does
not know when the new decade / millennium starts.
Why this country - who follow the mentally slow folks of the 'home
of the free' - has not followed the E.U. and ban, (since 2007), the
use of the term 'superfood'. I am sick of hearing such $h!t
Why do we need to have a chlorophyll supplement??? I am not part of
the plant kingdom, I do not photosynthesize - a rather complex
process which creates sugar and oxygen from carbon dioxide and
water. A process which reverses at night, yes, all those plants in
your house are releasing water vapour and carbon dioxide back into
your house. If it is for a source of magnesium, well, eat your damn
greens, avocados, bananas etc.
Why people love the crap from 'boosting juice' companies... argh,
more marketing / media $h!t. The 'pulp' left behind from your old
food blender, the bit that does not go through the strainer, it is
your fibre! If our teeth and the mastication process was to produce
such a liquid juice - which has no fibre - then... well, you should
be able to work it out. Chewing your meat, fruit and vegetables is
just fine for obtaining your fibre, vitamins, minerals etc,
Why stupid people meander along looking at their phone and not
paying attention to where they are walking.
Why multiple rude people walk in a line square to the footpath,
blocking it for everyone else coming the other way. Same goes for
people hovering around restaurants, preventing pedestrians from
getting through. You are not the only person to use the footpath,
share the farking thing.
Why people are hung up on the use of "there, "their" and "they're",
and yet, cannot use the words "fewer" and "less" correctly in a
sentence, even Stannis Baratheon can get it right... :-D
Hmm, don't get me started on those NAB ads either... "Fewer
fees..." you phark-wits.
Too many people take life way too seriously... time and place for
me... my family take precedence over anything else.