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27 Riga, Latvia Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–36
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

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5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Post grad
Might want kids
English (Fluently), Latvian (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), German (Somewhat), C++ (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just can't express my overall fondness of these 'self summaries', so I'm just going to take a moment to cool down.

So yeah, this is probably the fourth or fifth iteration of my not-so-outstanding, somewhat-weird and already-longing-for-another-rewrite profile.
Nothing has changed - I still haven't built my evil lair on top of Gaiziņš, nor have I launched an interstellar spaceship to impress aliens with Soviet era tunes. And I still doubt my plans to build a pyramid on the coast of the Baltic sea are as realistic as when they were conceived during mild beer intoxication.
I'm the same mad chemist with a serious condition of 'mein herz schlägt links'.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
They often say I lack a plan. Why would I need a plan? I'm quite proud for the lack of it. I'm not settling down and not about to grow up anytime soon. Redirect your complaints to /dev/null. That's my second favourite virtual device.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Trivial things. Things like soxhlet extractions, programming virtual pigeons and feeding real ones real booze. Things like climbing trees and picking up electronics on the side of the street. Being immature, criticising religions and the overall stupidity of this generation. I make human volunteer electrical chains and shoot my feet with Soviet airguns loaded with cranberries. Take your pick.

And yes, your pictures of cats and tattoos are probably flagged by me. I'm not an anarchist. Your stolen celebrity photo probably violates the rules. I'm a mod and I actually care.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I still haven't mastered the art of mind reading/taking, but I'm working on it. Meanwhile, the things people usually notice about me are a puzzling mystery for myself. It's probably nothing good, but it's a wild guess. Would not bet my imaginary iridium stockpile on it.
But you could tell me! I have plenty of imaginary precious rare-earth metals to share with. The whole d-block.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Things I like? This is a hard one - who can possibly condense all the favourable things in a few sentences.

For one, I like to listen to Swedish melodic death metal while cooking a regular Latvian meal. Nothing fancy.
You also might find my gently banging my head to classic rock and a good book about Perestroika.
There are also days when I can't choose between ska or reggae, so I turn on the TV to watch some sci-fi flick.
There was one time I could not take my eyes off a movie made by Tarkovsky or an episode of Futurama.
Also the choice between good old 'xcom: terror from the deep' and 'uncharted 3' may seem quite random, completely ignoring anyone's input.
I do love beer. Sadly, there's also some decision-making involved. But some good-old trial-and-error has made my choices less random.
At times, I like to write random sentences. Although, this random has lately shaped a dystopian series of weird, short stories.

Things I dislike? Lots. Anything on the radio. I can hardly tolerate contemporary art. I'd better not make a list. Although, I like lists. Lists are fun. I once made a list of things I should list down on a list. I like recursiveness. Things like WINE and GNU. Not wine. Not so much. Unless it's cheap and sugary. Cheap wine wakes up the proletarian in me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I may have mentioned earlier, that I could not live without a six-pack of beer. That statement was false. I cannot live WITH a sixpack of beer. The though of it lying in the fridge all alone, just makes me want to make it a five-pack...four-pack...three-pack... A few hours later I'd be running a sinusoidal path to the store.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Right now? The paradox of how ancient Latvians bolted drywall to their cave walls with no screwdrivers or nails whatsoever. This has been bugging me for some time.

And on any other day:
Mizoroki-Heck reaction. No wait, not so much lately. Bananas. Socialism. Teenage mutant ninja turtles. Not really. But I frequently think about why I can't think about something in particular. My thoughts are /dev/urandom. There goes my first favourite virtual device.
Wait, what was the question again?
Oh! Bananas. Definitely bananas. I may have not give much thought to these, but I'm quite sure I'll be thinking about these all the fifteen minutes I cycle home from work. Let's just hope there are no traffic accidents and I don't forget that I had to think about penguins in Africa. Or was it nuclear weapons in Iceland?!

You get the idea. Because I don't.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If you had the patience not to let your eyes roam and actually read the few paragraphs above, you would not be surprised to learn that 'typical' is a curse word for me.
That said my atypical friday could range from a friendly card game to hardcore wading through snow and swamplands. Atypical enough?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Private is not a common word used to describe me. I rarely keep any secrets. I have a list (did I mention my fondness of lists?) of stupid things I've done over the years. It's not private, but it's quite long to fit in this secion of the profile. Although, you might ask.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Chances are you have scrolled your way down to this section and are thinking of hundred reasons not to message me. In this case - just don't.

I can tolerate short messages. On occasion, internet slang might be acceptable, yet not preferable.

No I will not converse with you over Facebook. I DO NOT HAVE FACEBOOK! I will not retweet, filter photos and do any of this pointless new age **obscene word**. Also please don't write if you are one of the following:
ultra-nationalist, racist, vegan, religious fanatic, eco-freak (yes, there is a difference between being environmentalist and eco-freak). Also if you like dubstep and are against animal testing - please don't bother. (copy-paste from my previous profile, but it had to be done)

Weird conversations about deep space and rabbits. Energising topics about photons and intercontinental ballistic missiles. Or anything in between. I'm not picky.