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edenball

30 / M / straight / Single

San Francisco, California

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 9" (2.05m).
Body Type
Thin
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Science / Tech / Engineering
Income
$250,000–$500,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Poorly)

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Your Notes

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I am not that bright, kind of slow, and a little retarded.

My Self-Summary

I like having a mental picture of how things work.

I like getting myself into bizarre situations.

I like string cheese.

What I’m doing with my life

PROFESSIONAL GEEK, RAR

The first things people usually notice about me

That I am exceedingly attractive, incredibly charming, and really freakin' tall.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I am all over the food. If you put it in front of me, I will eat it. Or drink it. As appropriate. Usually.

On a typical Friday night I am

sneaking into fancy restaurants in sneakers.

sneaking behind the bar.

sneaking into your pants.

(too much?)

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I've given up on underwear. It's really not necessary, and it means I have to do way less laundry. Win-win!

Oh! And that whenever I'm trying to do something physically challenging or uncomfortable — like making naked snow angels — I pretend to be a Russian special-forces agent on a critical life-saving mission.

You should message me if

you think I would look good in your people-shopping cart.