People compare me to Jon Stewart. I mean, like not of their own free will...but soon, I'm sure. Just graduated from UMass Amherst; I majored in this confusing jumble of stuff I tricked the University into thinking was a legitimate option that lets me study everything from writing, to sociology, Marxism/economics, PoliSci, feminism, etc. heavy on social justice liberal junk, ya know? Just got a new caretaking job for a couple of professors and their kids so that's pretty fun and they pay for me to have my own apartment so that's a sweet gig, not gonna lie. I've worked for/coached Special Olympics for over a decade so it's pretty near and dear to my heart. Basically I'm just a sarcastic fuck. Any description beyond that is just sugaring it.
I'm an inventor and engineer at heart and love creating stuff. My name's Evan (see, ya had to pay attention to learn it: test one passed) ENTP if ya do the whole Jung & Myer-Briggs shiyat, but it's pretty spot on. A non-conformist who would never call himself such out of acknowledgement to situational irony nor speak in second person ever again out of apparently and admittedly a lesser grasp on when I'm being a tool. I swear I'm cooler in person. (No promises, but on the other hand how much worse could it get *cue tstorm*)