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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 26-44
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Nov 26
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and laughing about it
High school
English (Fluently), Japanese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Suck. I hate talking about me. Let's talk about swordfish... I believe in swordfish.

I am subtle, a bad euchre player, and not purple
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Anything it occurs to me to do. Right now I play with computers for a living. I also play drums upon occasion, and am a music junky in general. I'm also breeding an amphibious attack creature, but I can't tell you about that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Nothing. I am a dilettante. You know, jack of all trades, master of none. I'm not even very good at breathing. It's a shame, really. Someone should do something. Someone really should... shiny thing....
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Let's be honest: Eyes, legs, ass, and the fact that I'm stealing their car. No, wait... One of those isn't true..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Ugh.. Zelazny, Burton, Tolkien, Kubrick, Lynch (Eraserhead rocks), music... wow... Ween, Charles Michael Kitridge Thompson IV, Zappa, Elliot Smith, Nick Drake, Depeche Mode... this list goes on for weeks and months.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The first six numbers. I'd be confused if it went "0, 7, 8, 9, 10"...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Anything. I'm easily distracted like.. OOOH! SHINY THING!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Completely unaware of what day it is. This is true of pretty much any day.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I really like cake.
You should message me if
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You're as bored as I am. I'm looking at you...