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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Dec 17, 2014
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Used up
Other and laughing about it
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Somewhat), Other (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
<--- I click on the little "you might like" pics so don't be surprised if I visit you multiple times, I just can't tell who I'm clicking on.(and Ya'll keep changing your pics)
The Mobile app it is no good for viewing my profile.
*Attention users from other websites yes I except pics, send then to my user name
if a soudcloud link tells you "oh-no" just reload the page a couple times
Now lets begin:
I'm on this site to window shop, kill time when bored and maybe a little
Someone took a hammer to my lust for life....
****Update 06/2014 I can't walk for the rest of the year :( hurt myself playing kickball, so if you don't mind only going places my wheelie cart can go send me a msg.***

My experience with chicks is summed up nicely by ludacris
New favorite qoute
"Oh my god! All those Animes were documentary's!"
I have medical and am green friendly and
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Most days I'm hanging out online with my bestest friend
Some times I feel I should be
(and I don't even have a dog)
but instead I
Went to college and just finished getting a couple of degrees and a few certifications.
Next... a job? ... a Career?..
A surgar momma perhaps..
I think Ludacris hit the nail on the head when he said;
"Now women these days don't want a man without a nice pay check
So we splurge even though our lives ain't in right place yet
Buying jewellery and some cars just to impress these ... .. ..." -- Ludacris - Large Amounts

I'm working at getting my life into the right place
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Eating, exploring, climbing buttes, path-finding, wasting time, watching internet, annoying ppl (idky), being bored, scaring ppl(idky), and other stuff but I don't want to sound bragy
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm boring?
I have Austen powers teeth?
I rarely wear deodorant?
I'm a "grumpy smurf"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.

Music - I listen to music from around the world.
I don't just listen to dubstep I like regular old music too like Led Zeppelin, Metallica, Kool and the gang, Pantera, Enya, Nujabes, Jimi Hendrix, Sizzla, Lafa Taylor, The Chieftains, and Mindless self Indulgence,
my music collection is over 208 GB

Tv - no reality shows
here's some examples of shows I like

Movies - what ever looks good
- I enjoy marathoning tv/movie series
my tv & movie collection is over 1.29 TB

Books - haven't read one in years (use to read all day every day then I got laid) if I read it's series. example - Xanth 44+ books long

Food - I like trying new kinds, mostly healthy
Drugs - some
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
They should have a section called
"What I want" or "What I'm looking for"

This is my version of that section:
I want someone to teach me yoga
someone to motivate me to go run with them
someone to chill and listen to new music with
someone I look forward to being awake with
someone to cuddle up with and watch stuff
someone that gets my sense of humor
someone to go on adventures with
someone to explore the forests with
someone to practice tai-chi with
someone to try new foods with
someone to teach me to dance
someone to play games with
someone I can trust

*I kept this clean, you know what I really want
It'd be nice to have a girl that can dance to this while I watch
Maybe I should start kicking it at the strip clubs...
also a section for quotes, mine;
"I didn't do it, no one saw me do it, can't prove anything"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
trying to remember where I parked my tardis
. I often find myself staring off into space thinking la la la
or boom shlock lock boom
and for some reason this is also stuck in my head "la la la connect the dots la la ha ha"

piecing together what's really going on behind the stage show called society
If you scroll through the matches long enough you will see people you know... just fyi
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can have any chick I don't want.

while looking at profiles I'm listening to->
or some variation,
and then I looked at your profile and then it's->
extremely fat faces or extremely large mouths or extremely pointy chins creep me out i don't know why

I'm not sure I want feel like this ever again
really the most private thing is I need to get out of my head and live in the moment instead of the past/possible futures, but the few times I have come out my shell things have ended poorly, fights, pissed off boyfriends, hurt feelings, attempted murder, depression, jail, smashed cars, fires, prison, abortion, dwuii, lost jobs, new enemys, theft, too many new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Perhaps you just want too
dance to
you want to have my baby's and raise them your self while I'm off chasing tail

I was born to be a stud, I have no allergys, all my hair, hair is still it's natural color(not gray), above average height, above average IQ, perfect vision, good hearing, ok sense of smell, my family generally live into their 90's, heal fast.

jk....... or am I...?

That and long term relationships don't seem to work out well for me, I tend to get hurt so I think it's in my best interest to get in and out fast.
If you can explain what Russell Brand is talking about in the Messiah Complex (2013) then by all means message me.
yes I except pics, send then to my name
If you haven't figured it out by now, I'm a bit of an asshole, have fun trying to figure out if it is me when I visit your profile with my real profile.