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eeelijah

29 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:38pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Howdy y'all! (I'm from Georgia)

Some say I resemble Jesus, and while I can't promise you salvation, I can lead you to the best damn gluten free pastry shop west of the MississississipPi.

You may find me on the road, tinkering with my newest gadgets, dominating the world through the creative use of capitalism, bending over (in yoga class), bending people over (in acroyoga class https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMMlzQsQPk4 ) and creating earth-shattering melodies with pots and pans while singing off-key in the shower. I'm that guy catching a frisbee while doing a backflip at Dolores Park. And to complete this San Francisco stereotype, I dabble in the fine art of mustache pruning.

I love to travel; ask me about the monkey that stole my lens cap this summer.

I went to Burning Man for the first time this year. I was blown away. I'll never miss another one! This was my camp: https://www.facebook.com/SwingCityBurningMan

I drink way too much coffee. I'm trying to switch to tea but addictions are hard to defeat.

I'm into all manners of transportation: planes, trains, automobiles, bicycles, motorcycles, horses, pogo sticks. You name it.

I've lived in the Lower Haight neighborhood of San Francisco for the past two years. It's a really awesome neighborhood in an even more awesome city.

Oxford commas are a sensitive subject for me, don't ask.

Oh, and startups.
What I’m doing with my life
I've recently started a campaign to counter the disturbing trend that 1% of the monsters are eating 99% of the cookies. Join me?
I’m really good at
Eating COOkies! Om nom nom nom nom nom. http://giphy.com/gifs/13NP2tXPeJzP44

Oh, and rolling my rrrrrrrr's. So much fun!
The first things people usually notice about me
My ass. But seriously, I'm not just a piece of meat. I'm a real human being with actual feelings.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Two of my fav books are Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and Dove.

My favorite film is Lawrence of Arabia. No joke. Yes, it's almost 4 hours long and it's pretty much the best thing ever. Also: LOTR, The Matrix, Pulp Fiction, Apocalypse Now, Monty Python.

Pink floyd, Leonard Cohen and Edward Sharpe are the cat's pajamas. But I'm also into tons of other things like: Edith Piaf, Air, Scumfrog, Thugfucker, Pretty Lights, Cake, Chopin, David Bowie, Devendra Banhart, Johnny Cash, and a bit of the good 'ole 'beebs gets me going. If you think all of that is true you have problems.

This is one of my favorite Pink Floyd songs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGwPSPIhohk

I like knowing where my food comes from, and hope that if I eat any chickens they were well adjusted and allowed to practice their religion of choice.
The six things I could never do without
acroyoga, musical instruments, github, hacker news, etsy, my camera, tandem bicycle, passport, family, friends...and...I can't count.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Wardrobe malfunctions.
On a typical Friday night I am
Typical? You do realize we're talking about San Francisco, yes? There's a whole smorgasbord of veritable plethoras to choose from...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I used to watch black and white films with my grandma I thought the world was in monochrome before color cameras were invented.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
A) You're not in a rush to get frisky.
B) You have cookies.
C) You have cookies.
D) COOoooookieeees!
E) You have kittens.
F) You have a golden retriever.
G) You want to make music with me.
H) You're awesome at frisbee.
I) You want to travel with me.
J) The idea of adventuring with mimosas, pogo sticks, kangaroo onesies and me sounds like a good idea.
K) If you and a cute friend want to go out on a double date with my buddy Andre and me. Aminhacasa is his username.

PS This cookie monster can only eat cookies that are dairy and gluten free. *sniff*

PPS Jesus this profile is too long. I must really be trying hard. Oh well, F it.