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eegghat

44 M Long Island City, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 33–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I've just moved back to New York after seven years in Oakland California and six months in Berlin Germany. I'm pretty excited to be back. I hope that's ok with you.

Before going much further I need to apologize. From reading women's profiles it's clear that nothing is more appealing than pictures taken while shirtless (preferably self portraits in the bathroom). I am not shirtless in any picture on my profile. In fact, I'm not even hatless in all my pictures.

I recently made a friend do a spit-take. Unfortunately I didn't see it happen but only heard it. It was a real shame for two reasons. One is that it wasn't that great a joke. The other is that making someone do that hardly ever happens. Maybe only once or twice a week.

I have a black Telecaster (electric guitar) I bought a few years ago from someone who treated it very badly. I've done a lot of work on it: replaced all the electronics and hardware, touched up some gouges, worked on the neck, hugged it, etc. Now I love it more than the much fancier guitars I have. There's nothing truly special about it except the work I put into it. I think that might say something about me.

Emotional intelligence is far more important to me than other forms of intelligence. I tend to connect to people through humor and intimate conversation. Empathy and humor are essential.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work for a small technology company that is making a product that will improve people's lives. I know that sounds like a Silicon Valley joke, but we're trying to help people hear better. Hearing is important.

I like to run in the early mornings several times a week. 'Like' might be too strong a word.

Last fall I volunteered at an after school program in Oakland teaching Math and Programming to 6th graders. It was very hard work, but ultimately very rewarding. Standing in front twenty eleven year old kids is terrifying. Much harder than eleven twenty year olds.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-deriving great pleasure and satisfaction from simple things like a walk. an apple with almond butter, a chat with a close friend.
-finding humor in life
-having conversations
-dogs
-being patient
-cooking the heck out of some red lentils.

I'm not good at the internet.
The first things people usually notice about me
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i smell like butterflies
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I once saw a movie called Conquest. I am still quite certain that it's the worst one I've ever seen. Yet I've never known anyone who has seen it. I've started to believe that the film doesn't exist. That it was some dream. Well perhaps some lucky lady will read this and remember seeing that shitshow of a movie and a lovely relationship will be started based on our mutual trauma.

I think that the prelude to Tristan und Isolde by Richard Wagner is the most beautiful thing that ever happened on this planet. I also like Debussy and Black Sabbath and Charles Mingus.

I love seeing stand up comedy live. I saw Todd Barry last night and it was super fun.

I like Knut Hamsun and Arthur C Clarke.

This is might fall under another category below, but I ALWAYS cry at certain moments of the Lord of the Rings films.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-music
-comedy
-beans
-imagination
-occasional gray skies.
-hope
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Why other people are the way they are
-Women and how neato they are.
-Jokes and all the ways they're funny
-Funny hypothetical situations.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
logging what I am doing so I can fill out this space accurately
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I frequently experience a second or two of confusion when people use the terms the latter and the former. Which is which? What were the options?

Almost as embarassing as not knowing how to spell embarrassing.
You should message me if
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You like to laugh and make others laugh. You're reliable. You want an emotionally mature fella. You are self-reflective. You are excited about where our first date might lead.
You realize that none of this counts until we meet in person.