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eeleinniw

34 F Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently)

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My self-summary
cherubic chinese girl seeks charming chap!

so... i would like to find someone to laze around in bed with or huddle with while walking to brunch/drinks/whathaveyou. i'm not a sketchy good-for-nothing twit...so you better not be either. if we meet i promise to hold up my end of the conversation and appeal to all your senses...

raise your hand if you like... polishing off a bottle of wine on a tuesday night because you feel like it, apple doughnuts in the fall, making your coffee irish before weddings and funerals, foreign films with bad subtitles, mid-afternoon naps, bacon-wrapped scallops, bacon-wrapped dates, warmth of the sun, blasting the ac during the summer, laughing out loud by yourself on the el, yanking out grey hair for other people. cheers.
What I’m doing with my life
avoiding criminal activity.
I’m really good at
playing boggle, figuring out tip, alphabetizing dvds, helping people make snap decisions, ordering off a chinese menu....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
favorite books - of human bondage, anne of green gables, high fidelity, jane eyre, possession, the joy of sex (original illustrated version), me talk pretty one day, how to cook everything

favorite movies - amelie, goonies, the shining, chungking express, lost in translation, tampopo, blade runner, jiro dreams of sushi, the dream team documentary, coming to america

favorite shows - parts unknown, no reservations, the layover, top chef, the daily show, shameless, in living color, golden girls, perfect strangers, absolutely fabulous, inside the nba

favorite music - erasure, rachmaninoff, the misfits, velvet underground, robyn, major lazer, shostakovich, bill withers, philip glass, AIR, run dmc, klaus nomi, depeche mode, lykke li, serge gainsbourg, the cure, de la soul, hall & oates, the knife

favorite food - bacon, chinese (the real thing not panda express), sushi, gelato, morels, kumamotos, pizza (anything from tombstone to truffled), brandade, foie gras, figs, medium rare bone-in ribeyes, pineapple
The six things I could never do without
water, lip balm, air conditioning, sheets with over 400tc, shits, giggles

*honorable mentions*
my trusty garment steamer (keeps me from looking like a hobo)
no-chip manicures (lets me keep my nails pretty even when i play rough)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
my next meal, my next vacation, how much i miss my sister (she moved out of the country), ways to incorporate alcohol into baked goods, why people think bathroom selfies (sometimes even taken with a flip phone) are a good idea, whether being told i swim "like a sea turtle" was an actual compliment, how much i'm going to spoil my soon to arrive niece!
On a typical Friday night I am
eating and drinking with friends.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 31–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
you cracked a smile at anytime while reading all of this jibberjabber and you don't mind that i employ the same use of grammar and punctuation as e.e. cummings....or...maybe you just want to spend time with another ethical bon vivant.
*update*
i've recently taken a liking to scotch. like-minded imbibers welcome to show me their favorites.
*update*
i am well on my way to making the aviary my cheers. if going to the aviary is bittersweet because you miss fulton lounge, we should talk.
*update*
dealbreakers include vegans, well-done steak, gentlemen living outside city limits and underbites.