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35 Chicago, IL Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 34-46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 9:00am
Relationship Type
5' 3" (1.60m)
Body Type
Christianity and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
cherubic chinese girl seeks charming chap!

so... i would like to find someone to stay warm and laze around in bed with or huddle with while walking to brunch/drinks/whathaveyou. i'm not a sketchy good-for-nothing you better not be either.

raise your hand if you like... polishing off a bottle of wine on a tuesday night because you feel like it, apple doughnuts in the fall, making your coffee irish before weddings and funerals, foreign films with bad subtitles, mid-afternoon naps, bacon-wrapped scallops, bacon-wrapped dates, warmth of the sun, blasting the ac during the summer, concerts at the park and yanking out grey hair for other people. cheers.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
avoiding criminal activity, adding events to my google calendar, trying to make the word licey catch on.

e.g. he/she looked licey so i swiped left.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making reservations, boggle, figuring out tip, alphabetizing shit, helping people make snap decisions, switching things up and being the big spoon, ordering off a chinese menu....
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my winning smile? maybe?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
favorite books - of human bondage, anne of green gables, high fidelity, jane eyre, possession, the joy of sex (original illustrated version), me talk pretty one day, how to cook everything

favorite movies - amelie, goonies, the shining, chungking express, lost in translation, tampopo, blade runner, jiro dreams of sushi, the dream team documentary, coming to america

favorite shows - parts unknown, top chef, the daily show, conan, in living color, walking dead, golden girls, perfect strangers, absolutely fabulous, inside the nba, empire

favorite music - erasure, rachmaninoff, the misfits, velvet underground, robyn, major lazer, shostakovich, bill withers, philip glass, AIR, run dmc, klaus nomi, depeche mode, lykke li, serge gainsbourg, the cure, de la soul, hall & oates, the knife, phil collins, alabama shakes

favorite food - bacon, chinese (the real thing not panda express), sushi, gelato, morels, fava beans, kumamotos, poutine, blondies/brownies, pizza (anything from tombstone to truffled), brandade, foie gras, figs, dry-aged medium rare bone-in ribeyes, pineapple, affogatos, cheetos, nutella
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
water, lip balm, air conditioning, sheets with over 400tc, shits, giggles

*honorable mentions*
my trusty garment steamer (keeps me from looking like a hobo)
no-chip manicures (keeps my nails pretty even when i play rough)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
my next meal, my next vacation, how much i miss my sister and niece, ways to incorporate alcohol into baked goods, why people think bathroom selfies (sometimes even taken with a flip phone) are remotely flattering, whether being told i swim "like a sea turtle" was an actual compliment
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
eating and drinking with friends or decompressing on my couch with wine
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i am not ambidextrous.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you cracked a smile at anytime while reading all of this jibberjabber and you don't mind that i employ the same use of grammar and punctuation as e.e. cummings....or...maybe you just want to spend time with another ethical bon vivant.
i've recently taken a liking to scotch. like-minded imbibers are welcome to show me their favorites.
i am well on my way to making the aviary/the office my cheers. if visits to both spots are bittersweet because you miss fulton lounge, we should talk.
dealbreakers include vegans, chin pubes, insincerity, well-done steak, gentlemen living outside city limits, men over the age of thirty with roommates and underbites.
unfortunately need to add to the list of deal breakers: married people (isn't this supposed to be a given?) and people with kids. this is going to sound brutal, but i haven't been on birth control for the past 16 years to possibly have a play date with someone else's love goblin(s) should things go really well.