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29 M Huntingtown, MD

My Details

Last Online
Apr 7
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), German (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Madam, I'm Adam. I was born and raised in the swamps of southern Maryland. I write code. Android apps, and some game programming. If that interests you hit me up, we'll talk nerd.

In summary, I stare at a computer most of the day. It's not a particularly bad thing, but it's not that great either. I suppose it is something to do, and I'm pretty good at it. If you want a website done, I can work with you on the price.

When I'm not burning holes in my retinas with laser beams for sport, I enjoy a good sandwich. No, I don't actually do that. Eat sandwiches, that is. The laser beam thing: totally true. I love it. It tingles my sockets with glorious coherent light.

I've probably written enough here to whet your appetites. If you want more, message me. I love to entertain strangers.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm trying to take over the world.
I’m really good at
poker. Learning languages when I put in the time. Spinning lighters betwixt my fingers. Dreaming. Holding my hits and pulling my punches.
The first things people usually notice about me
It's probably my goatee. Sometimes my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I need to learn all the things. NEED TO. The majority of my day is spent reading. When I am writing code, I am reading. I read a lot of nonfiction. Quantum physics and its psychological applications intrigues me. I read a lot of fiction. I particularly enjoyed Frank Herbert's Dune series and the works of H.P. Lovecraft.

Star Wars, Ghostbusters, The Big Lebowski, Fear and Loathing, Office Space, Harold and Kumar, Dazed and Confused... to be honest, I've seen so many movies, it's hard to say. I like science fiction, horror, martial arts, romantic comedy, ridiculous comedy, and mindfuck films. Animated movies, and classic movies. Documentaries like Transcendent Man with Ray Kurzweil.

My life is media saturated. When I get my TV fix, it's from shows like Dexter, Community, How I Met Your Mother, Carl Sagan's Cosmos, It's Always Sunny, The Mighty Boosh, Trailer Park Boys, True Blood, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Psych, and Whitest Kids U' Know. I also watch some anime, and enjoy Naruto, Death Note, Elfen Leid, and Serial Experiments Lain among others.
The six things I could never do without
Water, food, shelter, clothing, warmth, my mind.

I can do without a lot. I'm also working on losing that last one.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to take over the world. Philosophy. The implications of what I think I know about quantum theory. Dreams and dreamlike states. The mind. How to interface mind and machine. Nanotechnology. The singularity. How to write programs that write programs. Mannerisms of man. How to gain power. Providing energy, food, shelter, and clean water to the world. Replacing oil and coal. Hoverbikes. Virtual environments. Transhumanism and its moral implications.
On a typical Friday night I am
probably out somewhere. I try not to spend my entire life behind a monitor.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was actually hatched from an egg my parents found in the woods.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you think our personalities might click. If anything I've written resonates with you. If you think I'm cute/sexy and think you can convey that in a intelligent way.