In summary, I stare at a computer most of the day. It's not a particularly bad thing, but it's not that great either. I suppose it is something to do, and I'm pretty good at it. If you want a website done, I can work with you on the price.
When I'm not burning holes in my retinas with laser beams for sport, I enjoy a good sandwich. No, I don't actually do that. Eat sandwiches, that is. The laser beam thing: totally true. I love it. It tingles my sockets with glorious coherent light.
I've probably written enough here to whet your appetites. If you want more, message me. I love to entertain strangers.