Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am the dark mysterious stranger. I slip in and out of the
shadows; I ninja in the night. I have lofty goals set for myself in
life. I search for a partner in crime; the yin to my yang; that
someone out there that extracts and amplifies the best parts of
myself. I'm from a small town in the swamps of southern MD. I enjoy
cute and witty verbal foreplay, and a great mindfuck (read:
intensely intellectual conversation.)
I'm a software engineer that's aspiring to become a professional
independent game developer (read: starving artist with delusions of
grandeur). I like the outdoors, so when I'm not behind a computer
screen writing code or playing games, I'm in the woods or on a
beach. I am a night owl, and tend to play things by ear when it
comes to making plans, but once plans are made, I make my best
efforts to see them through.
Intelligence is sexy. I love it when you're forward with me and I'm
not always making the first move. It's probable I've written enough
here to whet your appetites. If you would like to know more,
message me. I love to entertain strangers...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm trying to take over the world.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
poker. Learning languages when I put in the time. Spinning lighters
betwixt my fingers. Dreaming. Holding my hits and pulling my
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If not my beard, then my steel blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I particularly enjoy Edgar Allen Poe, Frank Herbert's Dune series,
J.K Rowling and the works of H.P. Lovecraft.
Star Wars, Ghostbusters, Serenity, Fear and Loathing, Office Space,
Harold and Kumar, Dazed and Confused. Anything Marvel or otherwise
comics related. I like science fiction, horror, martial arts,
romantic comedy, ridiculous comedy, and mindfuck films. Animated
movies, and classic movies. Documentaries like Transcendent Man
with Ray Kurzweil.
Carl Sagan's Cosmos
Game of Thrones
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water, food, shelter, clothing, warmth, my mind.
I can do without a lot. I'm also working on losing that last one.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to take over the world. Philosophy. The implications of what I
think I know about quantum theory. Dreams and dreamlike states. The
mind. How to interface mind and machine. Nanotechnology. The
singularity. How to write programs that write programs. Mannerisms
of man. How to gain power. Providing energy, food, shelter, and
clean water to the world. Replacing oil and coal. Hoverbikes.
Virtual environments. Transhumanism and its moral implications.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably out somewhere. I try not to spend my entire life behind a
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was actually hatched from an egg my parents found in the woods.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you think our personalities might click. If anything I've written
resonates with you. If I've written you first, even if it's to tell
me off, or poke fun at my brutal beard.
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