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29 M Huntingtown, MD

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 20
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), German (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am a tall, intelligent male from the swamps of southern MD. I'm a software engineer that's aspiring to become a professional independent game developer. I like the outdoors, so when I'm not behind a computer screen writing code or playing games, I'm in the woods or on a beach. I am a night owl, and tend to play things by ear when it comes to making plans, but once plans are made, I make my best efforts to see them through.

I've probably written enough here to whet your appetites. If you would like to know more, message me. I love to entertain strangers.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm trying to take over the world.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
poker. Learning languages when I put in the time. Spinning lighters betwixt my fingers. Dreaming. Holding my hits and pulling my punches.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If not my beard, then my steel blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I particularly enjoy Edgar Allen Poe, Frank Herbert's Dune series, J.K Rowling and the works of H.P. Lovecraft. I am starting the ASOFAI series.

Star Wars, Ghostbusters, Serenity, Fear and Loathing, Office Space, Harold and Kumar, Dazed and Confused. Anything Marvel or otherwise comics related. I like science fiction, horror, martial arts, romantic comedy, ridiculous comedy, and mindfuck films. Animated movies, and classic movies. Documentaries like Transcendent Man with Ray Kurzweil.

Community (cancelled again!)
Carl Sagan's Cosmos
Bob's Burgers
True Blood
Doctor Who
Game of Thrones

I also watch some anime, and enjoy Death Note, Elfen Leid, and Serial Experiments Lain among others.

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water, food, shelter, clothing, warmth, my mind.

I can do without a lot. I'm also working on losing that last one.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to take over the world. Philosophy. The implications of what I think I know about quantum theory. Dreams and dreamlike states. The mind. How to interface mind and machine. Nanotechnology. The singularity. How to write programs that write programs. Mannerisms of man. How to gain power. Providing energy, food, shelter, and clean water to the world. Replacing oil and coal. Hoverbikes. Virtual environments. Transhumanism and its moral implications.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably out somewhere. I try not to spend my entire life behind a monitor.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was actually hatched from an egg my parents found in the woods.
You should message me if
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you think our personalities might click. If anything I've written resonates with you. If I've written you first, even if it's to tell me off, or poke fun at my brutal beard.