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My self-summary

I am the dark mysterious stranger. I slip in and out of the shadows; I ninja in the night. I have lofty goals set for myself in life. I search for a partner in crime; the yin to my yang; that someone out there that extracts and amplifies the best parts of myself. I'm from a small town in the swamps of southern MD. I enjoy cute and witty verbal foreplay, and a great mindfuck (read: intensely intellectual conversation.)

I'm a software engineer that's aspiring to become a professional independent game developer (read: starving artist with delusions of grandeur). I like the outdoors, so when I'm not behind a computer screen writing code or playing games, I'm in the woods or on a beach. I am a night owl, and tend to play things by ear when it comes to making plans, but once plans are made, I make my best efforts to see them through.

Intelligence is sexy. I love it when you're forward with me and I'm not always making the first move. It's probable I've written enough here to whet your appetites. If you would like to know more, message me. I love to entertain strangers...
What I’m doing with my life
I'm trying to take over the world.
I’m really good at
poker. Learning languages when I put in the time. Spinning lighters betwixt my fingers. Dreaming. Holding my hits and pulling my punches.
The first things people usually notice about me
If not my beard, then my steel blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I particularly enjoy Edgar Allen Poe, Frank Herbert's Dune series, J.K Rowling and the works of H.P. Lovecraft.

Star Wars, Ghostbusters, Serenity, Fear and Loathing, Office Space, Harold and Kumar, Dazed and Confused. Anything Marvel or otherwise comics related. I like science fiction, horror, martial arts, romantic comedy, ridiculous comedy, and mindfuck films. Animated movies, and classic movies. Documentaries like Transcendent Man with Ray Kurzweil.

Carl Sagan's Cosmos
Bob's Burgers
Doctor Who
Game of Thrones
Walking Dead

The six things I could never do without
Water, food, shelter, clothing, warmth, my mind.

I can do without a lot. I'm also working on losing that last one.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to take over the world. Philosophy. The implications of what I think I know about quantum theory. Dreams and dreamlike states. The mind. How to interface mind and machine. Nanotechnology. The singularity. How to write programs that write programs. Mannerisms of man. How to gain power. Providing energy, food, shelter, and clean water to the world. Replacing oil and coal. Hoverbikes. Virtual environments. Transhumanism and its moral implications.
On a typical Friday night I am
probably out somewhere. I try not to spend my entire life behind a monitor.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was actually hatched from an egg my parents found in the woods.
You should message me if
you think our personalities might click. If anything I've written resonates with you. If I've written you first, even if it's to tell me off, or poke fun at my brutal beard.