If you've seen my profile elsewhere you can stop now.
I haven't had time to think up any new stuff.
Wait one thing:
If your profile says "I'm a nice person who likes nice things and would like to meet a nice person to do nice activities and have a nice life together"..........
I would guess you're very, very nice, but you have to throw a few curves in there somewhere.
Wait, another thing:
I'm a "Born Again Virgin".
Do I want to..? Oh Yes, very badly.
Will I.........? I really hope not.
You see, I'm determined not to make the same relationship mistakes I've made in the past.
I've come to the conclusion that great sex has gotten me into, and kept me, in all my failed relationships.
Had I been thinking at all, It would have been clear. I would have seen the red flags.
Would have been able to view these relationships with a more sexually unbiased eye and seen we were incompatable and doomed to failure.
What a jerk.
Anyway that's the plan.
No more old mistakes.
Gonna make all new ones now......
Okay here's the old stuff....
Here goes, ready or not…….
Me? I’m modest…… Very modest…….. Probably the most modest person ever….. Really.
Actually, I’m not really the type of person who could seriously write how smart, attractive, funny, kind, blah, blah, blah (or Bob Loblaw) I am. I leave that for others to figure out. I tried to have my best friend write an unbiased description for me but he was too busy chasing a squirrel.
I'm as comfortable ________ing as I am doing the opposite of ________ing. Dressed appropriately, of course. Just to be clear, this does not refer to anything of a sexual nature. Get your mind out of the gutter. You know who I'm talking to.
Anyway, I’m a Scorpio, but we don’t really believe in Astrology.
Like pets with personality (your goldfish and lizard don’t count).
1st generation American of Sicilian descent, (that’s why I’m so short and dark).
Raised Catholic, but more spiritual, since I was being banned from church after the indoor lightning storm last time. My pentagram-shaped rash also raises eyebrows. Actually, thinking of a religion which incorporates the common threads that run through all religions and discarding the divisive. A “Lowest Common Denominator/Esperanto-like” religion. Hey if L. Ron Hubbard can do it…..
But I am lucky, especially lately. Got several emails about winning a lottery I didn’t enter inheritances from relatives I didn’t know and business deals where I can collect unclaimed millions. Sent my social security number, bank account information and a check. Can’t wait.
CAUTION: THE FOLLOWING IS THE OPINION OF THE WRITER AND SHOULD BE VERIFIED INDEPENDENTLY:
I’m easy-going, like to laugh and play well with others. Tah Dah!
I am easy-going, social, and Funny