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38 Alexandria, VA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–48
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 22
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Graduated from law school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

In a nutshell, and in absolutely no particular order...

I like: cookie dough, Trader Joe's, seeing plays, sleeping in, eating out, French macarons, cheese, maps, my WRX, fountain pens, KQAC, my seven nieces and nephews, single malt Scotches, the OED, the Oxford comma, putting only one space between sentences, office supplies, footnotes, thesauruses, The Beatles, typography, 24-hour diners, a daily newspaper, briefcases, Unitarian Universalism, and donuts.

My bucket list includes running the Marathon marathon, jumping into Crater Lake, swimming in the Dead Sea, visiting Sequoia National Park, and seeing a mind–blowingly amazing production of Hamlet.

I loved law school; if I could I'd make Groundhog Day a federal holiday; my family has a lot of redheads and women named "Cordelia"; I can milk a goat, fix your computer, take you shooting, and defend you in court when you're caught smoking crack. I'm an Eagle Scout, and my first cousin once removed wrote an entire book on the word "OK". I dress like Sam Seaborn and Stephen Colbert for work; have sung Bach's B Minor, Mahler's 8th, and Mozart's Requiem; and I love this clip starring Rowlf the Dog.

Going on a culinary tour of Italy... and France... and India... sounds awesome. I've taught juggling, run the NYC and Marine Corps marathons, skydived, hang glided, and circled the Beltway on a motorcycle; and though I've lived in DC for a long time, I still think motorcades and helicopters are way cool.

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to make cops less dishonest.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Actually reading your profile instead of only looking at photos so, please god, write something more than "looking for a partner in crime" or "work hard, play hard." And, yes, I know you love to travel.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Airbag by Radiohead,
Arrested Development,
Birdhouse In Your Soul by TMBG,
Brave New World,
Breed by Nirvana,
Captain Vegetable, La La La, National Association of "W" Lovers, and other classic Sesame Street songs,
Caribbean Blue by Enya,
Casabianca (poem),
Chappelle's Show,
Chris Rock's Good Hair,
Crazy Heart,
The Cure's Close to Me,
The Daily Show
Danger Mouse (TV series),
Deadbeat Club by The B-52's,
The Dead Milkmen's Dean's Dream,
Dear God by XTC,
Fargo, The Big Lebowski, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, and most other films by the Coen brothers,
The Godfather,
Hank Williams, Sr.
Helvetica (film),
I'm Going to Go Back There Someday (by Gonzo T. Muppet),
To Kill a Mockingbird,
Mahna Mahna by Mahna Mahna and the Snowths,
M*A*S*H (TV series),
The Reflective Counselor: Daily Meditations for Lawyers,
Mother Nature's Son by The Beatles,
Moulin Rouge,
New Slang by The Shins,
Pfft You Were Gone,
The Phantom Tollbooth,
Robert Reich's Inequality for All,
Rushmore and Moonrise Kingdom,
Stephen Fry's The Ode Less Travelled: Unlocking the Poet Within,
this old song my grandma used to sing,
"truthiness" (the word),
Up in the Air,
The West Wing,
The Zax (by Dr. Seuss), and

Favorite restaurants include: Domku, Granville Moore's, Urban Eats Arts and Music Cafe, Ray's Hell Burger, Amma Vegetarian Kitchen, El Pollo Rico, The Inn at Little Washington, Earl's, The Original Pancake House, La Madeleine, PaperMoon Diner (Baltimore), any Waffle House location, Etete, Luna Grill and Diner (in DuPont), Mr. Ted's, Duangrat's Thai Restaurant, Yechon Korean Restaurant, Vegetate (closed), City Diner, Kabob Palace, One World Cafe (Baltimore), and anyplace that serves breakfast all day.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've read She Comes First and, as Dan Savage advises, I strive to be GGG.
You should message me if
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You get thoughts other people don't get; you often make yourself smile; or you're just different than everyone around you.

You're snarky, whimsical, quirky, creative, free-spirited, playful, a little mischievous, strong-willed, feisty, or a total goofball.

Extra credit if you:
catch references to The Princess Bride or Monty Python skits
sing out loud the songs that get stuck in your head
can envision us in this wonderful Bollywood song and dance number
have a single rich dad who'll marry my mom
also wish you had a Cardigan Welsh Corgi. Or if you *must* have a Pembroke, then only this one
caught at least one grammar mistake in this profile