Writer pop culture junkie avoiding adult life one bad decision at a time. I'm fascinated by the fictional and theatric like pro-wrestling, comic books, Star Trek, and anything else with it's own fictional mythology. This being said you will probably find me lacking in a topical serious conversation. I will try to find the joke in anything. I'm passionate about long hypothetical conversations without any beginning or end. New to Philadelphia and looking to make friends.

I own and operate two small e-publishing companies (comic books and fiction). Selling everything I own on online so I can move to San Francisco this fall. Chairman of the Philly Wrestling Watching Club (WWC). Work as a Federal IT Consultant (boring). Cleaning vintage toys for sale on ebay, He-Man anyone?

Using language as a hammer, falling asleep at any time, place, and position, remembering things from childhood with crystal clarity and forgetting anything that’s happened since, simplifying anything/everything, metaphors, remembering bad movies, cartoons, comics, and other popular culture from days past, having an opinion,naming the movie you’re trying to think of with limited, and often conflicting details, swearing in new and exciting ways, looking out for zombies, and having a crazy idea and then convincing people it's the best idea.

I sound like a stand up comic.

Books - The Amazing Adventurers of Caviler and Clay, Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Neil Gaiman, Richard Ellis, Garth Ennis, Alan Moore, Chuck Palahniuk, Warren Ellis, Nancy Frasier, Berger & Luckmann, The Stepford Wives, Tucker Max, Hunter S. Thompson, Less Than Zero, Aimee & Jaguar

Movies - ALL OF THEM, but usually the worse the better.

TV - Star Trek, Daria, Beavis and Butt-Head, Titus, Cowboy Bebop, The Wire,

Music - Anything with a pulse, no sad music please. Yes, that means you folk music.

Food - Grubhub addict, anything bad for me, flax seed, oatmeal, fruit, pizza, anything really.

Spell check
Beer
Pro-Wrestling
Star Trek
ipod
Ink pen

Fictional people, world domination, diy publishing, sex, dried pineapple, moving, comic books, scams, cartoons, Star Trek, Slayer, how to avoid driving anywhere, San Francisco, feminism, drinking, BDSM, trans issues, 420, kink, and movies.

Drunk, loud, up for anything, and making a fool of myself

I have anosmia (no sense of smell).

You're looking for new friends to bullshit with. You like getting drunk and watching movies. You want to talk about pro-wrestling or Star Trek. You're poly or in an open relationship. You're fine dating a guy in an open relationship.