Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello. That sound's a little bit too formal. Ok, welcome to my
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I live and work in Swansea. I work as a telesales executive selling
office supplies to various companies in Wales :)...
I have an addiction to shopping, I'm pretty close to opening up my
own H&M and Boots at my house. I have an awful addiction to
pizza, lots and lots of pizza.
I am quite cynical about my life. I will never see a wedding dress.
In fact, I'm looking into bungalows and cat shelters as we
I'm scarily open about everything and anything. Even to people I
don't even know.
I make terrible jokes, so terrible people laugh anyway. I am messy,
unorganised, smiley, vain. I talk way too much.
I swear a lot. F'k is my favourite word. I am posh. I am addicted
to ketchup. I have ketchup on my pancakes.
I don't drink. Rarely. When I do I am an embarrassment to myself.
Slutty is the word.
Dates really aren't my thing. Every single one of them ends in
disaster. But if you want to prove me wrong, then hey, why
I don't mind distance, in fact I actually prefer it.
I don't want an 'I love you so much bby' kind of relationship. I
also don't want casual sex.
So if you think you can handle me and you want my body.
Take it away, hunny.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Slaving away with my three jobs, talking crap and stuffing my face.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Moaning about my first world problems, taking stupid snap chats,
texting while driving.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The tattoo's - I have many.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm into any music except heavy metal. Mostly acoustic stuff though
and live lounge.
I'm always reading books, 100 year old man and love stories. I want
to be a writer myself.
I am really into supernatural, holby city, all the soaps, prisoners
wives, Greys anatomy. I am basically a tv geek!
I watch loads of movies because I have so much free time.. There
probably isn't a movie you've seen and I haven't.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Phone. Money. Ipod. Cardigans. Sweets. Diet coke.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why isn't there enough diet coke in the world? Why people ask
stupid questions? Why can't I have a Tardis?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
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Because you know you want too? I know you do, cheeky.
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