egbertian
26 Minneapolis, MN
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My self-summary
hi I'm Thrace here's my new more honest profile:

I am a cool & hilarious neutrois person with a chronic pain/fatigue condition and I am looking for a cool & hilarious (& cute? ? ?) Girl or nonbinary person who likes low key dates and carrying stuff for me. That's basically it! I love hanging out and talking about bullshit and watching nature documentaries. Hit me up if you also like that kind of thing.

DISCLAIMER: i'm asexual and I'm not interested in a sexual relationship with anyone. Yes I mean it no you aren't going to change my mind no I am not interested in hearing your amateur attempts at psychoanalyzing why I'm "like that." If you say any of that kind of stuff to me I'm going to ignore you. Ok cool good talk.
What I’m doing with my life
I work at a book store and I read a lot of horror stories. Every Friday I go to my best friends house' and we watch star trek deep space 9. And on Saturdays we play dungeons and dragons. Sometimes I like to wander aimlessly
I’m really good at
Making iced white mocha without the syrup separating and sinking to the bottom
The first things people usually notice about me
usually the first thing ppl notice about me is that I'm there, oh my god, how long have you just been standing there, you scared the shit out of me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ok I'm rewriting this cuz it was really long and probably no one even read it.

I love books a lot my fav fiction genres are horror, science fiction, and weird fiction both classic and modern. When I read non-fiction it's usually about witchcraft or ufos.

For tvs and movies I like horror and documentaries, Superhero movies, and unfortunately game of thrones. The x files and star trek are my go to comfort shows.

Music um....I'm not sure. I like off putting female vocalists like bjork and soap& skin and Kate Bush, I love the mountain goats, I can get behind most pop music, I have a soft spot for certain kinds of metal.

I like food please buy me good food idk
The six things I could never do without
1. My cat (her name is lily) (i love her)
2. Stuff to read
3. Cute knives
4. My preternatural ability to predict when my sister's dog is going to wreck stuff
5. My charm and wit? ? ?
6. Knowledge of deep sea animals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
aliens magic death flightless birds
On a typical Friday night I am
at my best friends house watching star trek and cuddling with animals
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
don't get cocky
You should message me if
you are pretty lowkey but also interested in potential adventures.
You find lifting and moving heavy objects to be a reward in itself.
or if you are an alien and you are contacting me from the mothership to take me home.
or if your favorite star trek is ds9
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