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egonlongshanks

28 / M / Straight / Single

Wichita, Kansas

His Details

Last Online
Apr 27
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Pisces and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
What is there to say about me that isn't already stated here? Well, my name is David. I'm a freelance writer. I mostly write articles for various sites online, but I want to branch out into short fiction and, dare I hope, maybe even books one day.

Speaking of which, I'm a quasi-avid reader. I enjoy reading, but admit that I can't read as much as I would like. I do plan on not only filling up my Kindle, but owning a vast collection of books to line the many bookshelves I plan to own one day.

I'm a bit of a geek. I read comics, enjoy anime, science fiction, fantasy, and all that good stuff. While I've never played D&D, I've recently become interested in it. It looks fun and I wouldn't mind getting a group together to "roll dem bones" (players say that, right?).

Beyond that, I'm just your typical honest, caring, decent guy. I'm not sure what else to add to this. If you do want to know more, feel free to ask, I'd be more than happy to elaborate on any details that you're curious about.

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What I’m doing with my life
I'm a writer. I write things about stuff.

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I’m really good at
Puns, especially Horatio Caine style puns and one liners.

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The first things people usually notice about me
I'm very shy and quiet. I get better as time goes on, but I'm something of a wallflower in most social situations.

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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: It, Ender's Game, Animal Farm, Heart Shaped Box, Black House, Phantoms, World War Z, Red Dragon, Childhood's End, Lord of the Flies, Jurassic Park, The Lost World

Movies: Ghostbusters, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, The Iron Giant, Time After Time, The Princess Bride, The Room, Stargate, Monster House, Wall-E, Stargate, Dune, Glory, The Incredibles, The Shawshank Redemption, Exorcist III, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Enchanted, Megamind

TV Shows: Chuck, Supernatural, The Venture Bros. Doctor Who, The X-Files, Yu Yu Hakusho, Gargoyles, Home Movies, Fringe, Megas XLR, Frasier, Build it Bigger, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The DC Animated Universe, Batman (1966 series), Hellsing, Man V. Food, Mythbusters, The Walking Dead, Batman: The Brave and the Bold

Bands: Rush, Nightwish, The Beatles, The Flaming Lips, Alkaline Trio, Tom Waits, Smashing Pumpkins, Metallica, Nirvana, Oingo Boingo, Pearl Jam, Lacuna Coil, Van Canto, Weezer, Rammstein, Cake, Gorillaz, AC/DC, Austrian Death Machine, E.S. Posthumus

Food: Meatball Subs, pasta, toast (no really, toast is delicious), and I'm going to save us both a lot of time and just say meat as a whole.

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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Random oddball musings, nothing specific, just whatever pops into my head.

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On a typical Friday night I am
Usually at home, sometimes I'm working, other times I'm just relaxing with a book or clearing out the DVR, and then there are times where I'm just roaming the internets looking for stuff to amuse me.

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I enjoy "Its Raining Men" by The Weather Girls far more than I should. It's just fun.

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I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you want to, really. Either that or if you feel like we have stuff in common or that there's some potential for a connection to be made.

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