I am tall, dark, and handsome.
My Self-Summary
I am not a car sales man, and writing a summary of oneself almost
feels like I am trying to sell a stranger a car. I don't feel
entirely comfortable telling you all how awesome I am and all the
specifications I have, it sort of feels contrived and fake. I do
however have the highest towing capacity in my class. We can always
take a test drive.
sidenote: i think this ad is really awful ----->
I like to take life very lightly, enjoy myself in the moment. I am
all around knowledgeable in most areas and am actually interested
in a list of things that would be way too long and ensure you would
be tired before finishing reading the list. I spent most of my
youth being a nerd then developed into an amazing social butterfly
with the grace of a 1st grade dance recital. I have grown up as a
smart kid who has social skills! I have no problem making friends,
just try me. I’m interested in technology. Not only do I like to
cook, I am a professional. I collect things, comics, movies, toys,
vinyl, and obscure beers with silly names. I'm not afraid to dance,
and I’m kinda great at it. (i coulda gone pro!)
What I’m doing with my life
When I'm not getting yelled at while juggling knives and fire to
make meals fit for royalty I like to take in a show at the local
cinema, or perhaps a live performance from any number of amazing
bands I listen to, while drinking adult libations.
I’m really good at
I am a problem solver, and have been known to pull off the
impossible more than one or two times last minute. I have been
called an “amazing performer”, as well as the karaoke king. I've
been known to cut a few rugs, and do know all the moves to
Thriller. I like hooking up entertainment centers.
The first things people usually notice about me
My blue eyes, me commanding a conversation, and also that I know
almost everyone.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
This is way too big of an undertaking. I have not been commissioned
to write a novel of all the things I enjoy. At the risk of playing
myself out, I will say that I don't read that many books... I
prefer to periodicals and the Internet, I will seriously watch any
movie... torrents are your friend. I listen to hip-hop, punk, rock,
soul, blues, and oldies... f'real... I used to work in a record
store I'm a music geek. And while I'm a cook... I really just want
a cheeseburger most of the time.
The six things I could never do without
Friends
Music
Charm
Friends
Food
Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
words that rhyme.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hopefully working, if not, out at a show or some sort of social
event. Although I do spend half the time wishing i was back at
home. I like to party.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I don't like ice cream because its too cold.
You should message me if
You like to go on adventures, you like to have fun no matter the
consequences and/or you think you might be able to teach me a thing
or two. If you happened to get this far OH EM GEE... here's a
secret, I'm NORMAL. I enjoy normal stuff like good food, fun and
easygoing activities such as walking and/or bussing. Other
interests might include things you don't tell your friends about,
parties in the middle of nowhere, shows of any kind that are
entertaining. Let's be real here, I wish there was a more eloquent
way for me to convey that I am down as fuck to try and experience
new things. Also, you can introduce me to the folks, no problems...