I am not a car sales man, and writing a summary of oneself almost feels like I am trying to sell a stranger a car. I don't feel entirely comfortable telling you all how awesome I am and all the specifications I have, it sort of feels contrived and fake. I do however have the highest towing capacity in my class. We can always take a test drive.

sidenote: i think this ad is really awful ----->

I like to take life very lightly, enjoy myself in the moment. I am all around knowledgeable in most areas and am actually interested in a list of things that would be way too long and ensure you would be tired before finishing reading the list. I spent most of my youth being a nerd then developed into an amazing social butterfly with the grace of a 1st grade dance recital. I have grown up as a smart kid who has social skills! I have no problem making friends, just try me. I’m interested in technology. Not only do I like to cook, I am a professional. I collect things, comics, movies, toys, vinyl, and obscure beers with silly names. I'm not afraid to dance, and I’m kinda great at it. (i coulda gone pro!)

When I'm not getting yelled at while juggling knives and fire to make meals fit for royalty I like to take in a show at the local cinema, or perhaps a live performance from any number of amazing bands I listen to, while drinking adult libations.

I am a problem solver, and have been known to pull off the impossible more than one or two times last minute. I have been called an “amazing performer”, as well as the karaoke king. I've been known to cut a few rugs, and do know all the moves to Thriller. I like hooking up entertainment centers.

My blue eyes, me commanding a conversation, and also that I know almost everyone.

This is way too big of an undertaking. I have not been commissioned to write a novel of all the things I enjoy. At the risk of playing myself out, I will say that I don't read that many books... I prefer to periodicals and the Internet, I will seriously watch any movie... torrents are your friend. I listen to hip-hop, punk, rock, soul, blues, and oldies... f'real... I used to work in a record store I'm a music geek. And while I'm a cook... I really just want a cheeseburger most of the time.

Friends
Music
Charm
Friends
Food
Music

words that rhyme.

Hopefully working, if not, out at a show or some sort of social event. Although I do spend half the time wishing i was back at home. I like to party.

I don't like ice cream because its too cold.

You like to go on adventures, you like to have fun no matter the consequences and/or you think you might be able to teach me a thing or two. If you happened to get this far OH EM GEE... here's a secret, I'm NORMAL. I enjoy normal stuff like good food, fun and easygoing activities such as walking and/or bussing. Other interests might include things you don't tell your friends about, parties in the middle of nowhere, shows of any kind that are entertaining. Let's be real here, I wish there was a more eloquent way for me to convey that I am down as fuck to try and experience new things. Also, you can introduce me to the folks, no problems...