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28 San Francisco, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23-32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 13
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5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Portuguese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I like little snub-faced dogs, iced coffee (+cream 'n sugar), and good movies.

I like to read books, Occupy everything, post awkward jokes on the internet, try new restaurants, tell dad jokes, and keep secrets.

I don't understand sports references.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working in advertising as a brash and handsome revolutionary sleeper agent.

Spending a lot of time thinking about design, translation, theater, singing, teaching and reading Business Insider for negging tips.

Moving to Buenos Aires some day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
laughing alone with salad.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Leather jogging pants.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Mags: The Jacobin, The New Inquiry, N+1, LRB, blah blah blah—I only read the good articles.

Books: Baldwin, Borges, Boyle, Bulgakov, biographies, betcetera.

Movies: OSS117, Madame Satã, Alien.

TV: DS9, Mad Men, GoT, Silicon Valley, Tim&Eric, X-Files

Music: Jazz (Junior Mance), Soul (Bettie Davis), Hip-hop (De La), House (The Magician), Punk (Operation Ivy). Mixed feelings about the italo-disco stuff, but I'm down for a warehouse show.

I did Cultural Studies in grad school.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
fast internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing crunk feminism
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask and he'll tell you the truth.
You should message me if
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You think trash TV is boring.
You're never bored.