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either_orr

32 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Awesome ASSerbic and SaSSsertive Wit, Fist Pumping charm, Drippy saucy Sarcasm, wondrous word play and plenty of puntential. Bountiful Banter that boasts gregarious grammatical ills of all kinds.
Interested? Intrigued? INTJ as well?

Well read on my friend.

NYC Bred and bolivian by default with strong beliefs in moderate reckless abandon, scintillating adventures and carefully planned spontaneity.

Strong beliefs in offensive humor, dry sarcasm and the merit of a home cooked meal.

Weak in the knees for calamari, Iced coffee, animals with a lot of connective tissue and the occasional soft serve ice cream, sesame bagel , roy orbison and a girl that can beat me to the next thought.

Fine dining and crappy diners alike, sometimes you need awful omelletes, bad service, burnt coffee and mediocre mexican.

Please note!- I'm A legit 6 foot, not an Okcupid 6 footer.. and you thought all of us brown south american boys were smalL AND pocket sized.

My chili brings all the boys to the yard!
What I’m doing with my life
Graduated with degrees in philosophy and marketing and decided to ditch it all and flirt with music and eventually food.

Running a successful small food business that required me slaving away in the kitchen, with pencils, with ideas and with graphic design. Finally seeing the hard work pay off and beginning to expand in brooklyn and Far rockaway.

Making bolivian food relevant and interesting, Being not locally sourced and damn proud of that.

(i get my stuff from bolivia direct)
instagrammin

Tweet'n

Wishing I had more time to write and record weird music
I’m really good at
maintaining perfect milk to crunch ratio in my cereal.

Making silly stupid puns

creating flavors
The first things people usually notice about me
The pompadorableness
my mutant-like ability to wordplay
and my soft spokenness that is misunderstood as shyness.
ALSO I AM NOT AS LOUD AS THIS PROFILE IMPLIES... im more laidback then your moms with awesome jokes that creep in when ya least expect.

oh and..Followed by my cleft lip, camel toe, webbed feet and slight elephantitis:(
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
music- Los Angeles Negros, Los Iracundos, chicha libre, los hijos del sol, los mirlos, Los Hermanos Carrion, Leo dan, roy orbison, jimmy rodgers, hank williams sr, ELO, Alan PArsons, X, Flesh eaters, Link Ray, joy division, dock boggs, leadbelly, Klaus Schulze, Jean Michel Jarre, Otis redding, Ventures, sam cooke, black sabbath, bauhaus, wolfsheim, kraftwerk, eno, fripp, Trust, Austra.... And lots of radio and no not NPR or this american life.

film- Suspiria, Scenes from a marriage, Persona, Short CIrcuit, La Bamba, Tremors, i walked with a zombie

books- Antonin Artaud, DYLAN THOMAS,kierkegaard, heidegger, cioran, schopenahaeur, william blake, and lots of books and articles on audio production and mastering and EQ. Kitchen Confidential, The sickness unto death, The flavor BIBLE, George Will, Michael Ruhlman

food- I'm a beast. I prefer to make everything with my hands. Grow my herbs. Butcher my meat. Use every piece to reinforce flavors, viscosity sensuality.

I prefer to cook then eat out- but eat out often and when i do i run the risk of being highly critical which does not mean i am picky. Its just food, you would die without it.

from the low brow to the high brow. crappy pizza to the ridiculous kinds with all sorts of shit on it that you dont really need.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Is it existentially better to under salt or over salt?

Restraint and caution versus reckless brilliance and brimming confidence?

Where do you reside?
On a typical Friday night I am
Using culinary innapropriate things as bread for scary sandwiches whilst listening to Alan parsons project.

Or drinking whiskey gingers with a splash of soda.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cannot swim.

When i was a young boy i was fascinated by the idea of mail order brides.. my parents weren't too happy when they received catalog's of Russian women looking for american husbands in their mailbox, oh svetlana !

i believe in sincerity and earnestness- Complete genuine-ness make the world go round.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
**if you understand and respect the emulsification power of the egg.

** also- if you have skills to barter.. I can teach you how to make fresh mozarella, toss a pizza, make a baguette, make ice cream etc,,,what you got to share?

**You are not completely vanilla, wholesome and borrrriing. Balances are a must as are mature appreciations for sensuality, touch, taste and kink.

** You are the perfect blend of sassy, strong, sharp tongued and submissive behind closed doors.. oh and if you are deliciously insatiable and require the strong hand of a dominant confident man. THIS IS NOT to suggest im into any severely fetishized behavior or weird daddy dom nonsense!

**or if you got the case of the BROWN FEVAH!

Oh and lastly... If you are a fellow INTJ or an ENTJ .. Would love to have a conversation with you.