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31 Los Angeles, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 12:22pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Atheism, and very serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English, Italian (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
It seems to be be LA chic to live in LA whilst complaining non-stop about it. Well not I. I love LA. I love the weather. The sky at dusk (afforded only be the copious pollution which beautifully paints it). I think the sense of humor of people down here virtually across the board is stellar (I'm from the uber PC joke-killing Northwest - so I know what I'm talking about).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well I'm in no rush to have a kid but I'd definitely like a 4 year old in the next 5 years.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Witty banter.

JK. Just catering to cliche demands that the man be willing to engage in "witty banter". Reading these profiles I oft wonder if these ladies ever saw a Spencer Tracy/Katherine Hepburn movie or even know who they were. Or what they'd be in for if they actually engaged in witty banter. Exactly how does one "engage" in witty banter? Please visualize that for a second. "Hello, person. Commence witty banter now. Engage." And then watch the sparks fly? How does it work asking for this quality. Is any guy apt to say "Naw, I am not capable of witty banter." It's a quality everyone claims to have even if they dont. Basically it is a non-statement. A black hole of a contribution on needs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eyelashes. And my midi-chlorian levels. Kuddos to you if you understood that reference. Major kuddos actually. Don't google it. No cheating!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Ishmael, The Mastery of Love, Power of Now, The God Delusion, God Is Not Great, Letters to a Christian Nation, Sugar Blues, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Frankenstein, Star Trek Movie Memories, The Iliad, etc

Food: I think between ramen, sushi, and hibachi - Japanese cuisine is the one I would indulge in for the rest of my life if I could only have one.

Music: Beatles, Oasis, Arcade Fire, Rilo Kiley, Bob Dylan, Myself, Ingrid Michaelson, Queen, Jon Brion, The Wallflowers, Aimee Mann, movie scores (Williams, Hermann, Morricone). More too.

TV: Star Trek, Star Trek: TNG, Star Trek: DS9, Star Trek: Voyager, The Office, Glee, Throwdown with Bobby Flay, Star Wars: Clone Wars, An Idiot Abroad, Mad Men, Laker Games, Toy Hunter, Comic Book Men, Impractical Jokers, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Sillicon Valley, Veep, Game of Thrones, Mad Men.

Movies: The 70's was the best decade in film history. You have Rocky, The Godfather, Star Wars, Jaws, Close Encounters, Taxi Driver, Clockwork Orange. Amazing for a guy but I like romantic comedies very much such as Love Actually, Notting Hill, What Women Want, It Could Happen to You, Only You, 500 Days of Summer, Lord of the Rings, The Thin Red Line, Magnolia, Punch drunk Love, the Great Escape. I am a huge Star Trek fan and no I wont apologize for it or own up to it being "geeky". You're the geek if you dont like it, not me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My opinions.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Washing my hair.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once passed the ball to the ref during a basketball game. Twice actually. He was open!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
At the risk of rubbing some of you wrong, citing sarcasm as if it were some sort of breathtaking tool in your arsenal of charm is a turn off. Sarcasm is not a clever quality and arguably not even a good one. A good sense of humor is nice but if you speak only in sarcastic barbs then that means you are a great one for retarding conversation and making sure nothing is explored or achieved at a reasonable pace. Ballistically funny and a flexible sense of humor are musts. Do not confuse this for "sarcasm".

You know the difference between your/you're, there/their/they're.
You don't purport to love zombies and/or ninjas. And make no references to the impending "zombie apocalypse". Hot Topic is that way.

You keep your LOL's to a minimum and certainly don't say acronyms like "OMG" in PERSON.

You don't explicitly feel the need to ask for free food in your profile. It's a dating site ladies, not a soup kitchen. Have some grace.

No pictures of you holding a baby tiger. Since when did this become a thing and where did all this sudden access to baby tigers come from!? I guess they must be off the endangered species list. Kuddos to them.

No duck faces or fake mustache pics.

Not really into superstitious/religious minded people. The Twilight Zone theme starts to play in my head.