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31 • Los Angeles, CA • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 21–33
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends
- Last online
- Yesterday – 12:22pm
- 5′ 9″ (1.75m)
- Body Type
- Atheism, and very serious about it
- Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Entertainment / Media
- Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
- English, Italian (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)
JK. Just catering to cliche demands that the man be willing to engage in "witty banter". Reading these profiles I oft wonder if these ladies ever saw a Spencer Tracy/Katherine Hepburn movie or even know who they were. Or what they'd be in for if they actually engaged in witty banter. Exactly how does one "engage" in witty banter? Please visualize that for a second. "Hello, person. Commence witty banter now. Engage." And then watch the sparks fly? How does it work asking for this quality. Is any guy apt to say "Naw, I am not capable of witty banter." It's a quality everyone claims to have even if they dont. Basically it is a non-statement. A black hole of a contribution on needs.
Food: I think between ramen, sushi, and hibachi - Japanese cuisine is the one I would indulge in for the rest of my life if I could only have one.
Music: Beatles, Oasis, Arcade Fire, Rilo Kiley, Bob Dylan, Myself, Ingrid Michaelson, Queen, Jon Brion, The Wallflowers, Aimee Mann, movie scores (Williams, Hermann, Morricone). More too.
TV: Star Trek, Star Trek: TNG, Star Trek: DS9, Star Trek: Voyager, The Office, Glee, Throwdown with Bobby Flay, Star Wars: Clone Wars, An Idiot Abroad, Mad Men, Laker Games, Toy Hunter, Comic Book Men, Impractical Jokers, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Sillicon Valley, Veep, Game of Thrones, Mad Men.
Movies: The 70's was the best decade in film history. You have Rocky, The Godfather, Star Wars, Jaws, Close Encounters, Taxi Driver, Clockwork Orange. Amazing for a guy but I like romantic comedies very much such as Love Actually, Notting Hill, What Women Want, It Could Happen to You, Only You, 500 Days of Summer, Lord of the Rings, The Thin Red Line, Magnolia, Punch drunk Love, the Great Escape. I am a huge Star Trek fan and no I wont apologize for it or own up to it being "geeky". You're the geek if you dont like it, not me.
You know the difference between your/you're, there/their/they're.
You don't purport to love zombies and/or ninjas. And make no references to the impending "zombie apocalypse". Hot Topic is that way.
You keep your LOL's to a minimum and certainly don't say acronyms like "OMG" in PERSON.
You don't explicitly feel the need to ask for free food in your profile. It's a dating site ladies, not a soup kitchen. Have some grace.
No pictures of you holding a baby tiger. Since when did this become a thing and where did all this sudden access to baby tigers come from!? I guess they must be off the endangered species list. Kuddos to them.
No duck faces or fake mustache pics.
Not really into superstitious/religious minded people. The Twilight Zone theme starts to play in my head.
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