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32 M Portland, ME

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
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6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Atheism, and very serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My history is a long and storied, tepid and torrid pastiche of wrong-place wrong-times, wrong-place right-times, right-place wrong times, and right-place right-times types of encounters and adventures. I'd tell you about them, but we have to have something to talk about in person, right?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am constantly engaged in the endeavor of finding meaning and significance in my life, attempting to be a kind and decent human being, making people happier -- or at least not more miserable -- in my presence, and trying to slow down, have fun and appreciate everyone and everything I experience.

I also play the drums!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at moving one eyebrow at a time and speaking polysyllabically when so inclined. Also, singing really loud.*

* - Please note I did not say "singing well really loud." ...Don't want to raise any expectations I can't meet. A better modifier may be "obnoxiously."
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wish I knew. Near as I can tell, it's probably my long, flowing, curlicue locks of amber blond hair. Which, just between you and me, has always weirded me out given that my hair is short and black.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
One of each...again, we need to have something to talk about later...

Fake answers:
The DaVinci Code.
The Santa Clause 3.
My Secret Identity.
Alvin and the Chipmunks.
Devil Dogs.

Real answers:
Grapes of Wrath.
A Streetcar Named Desire.
The Simpsons.
The SteelDrivers.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My left leg.
Finger-nail clippers.
My fake stamp collection.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time wondering about how and why people of less-than-stellar physique choose to run shirtless, in their short shorts through a section of town they know to be well-peopled at that particular time of day. Do they not know how unwelcome the sight of their bare flesh is to most everyone they encounter on the street, or do they just have that healthy and unselfconscious a relationship with their bodies? If it's the latter, kudos my friends. Well done. I respect that.

I guess maybe I don't spend a lot of time thinking about this. But stuff like this. Because people are confounding. And stupid. And often confoundingly stupid.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working on my time machine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've never had a cavity in my life.
You should message me if
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You should message me if you've read my entire profile to the point of arriving here. I mean, come on, you must have an opinion by now! And I want to hear it, whatever you think of me.