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ejpoulin

32 Portland, ME Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Notes on self to self for self-summary:

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-- Ask friends how they'd summarize me.

(1 week later)

Notes on self to self from friends for self-summary:

-- Tall.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Attempting to bring no more misery and suffering into the world than already exists.

Also, I like to do stuff. Especially stuff that I like to do. (Note to self: add "tautology" to "things I'm really good at.")
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...moving one eyebrow at a time.

...making playlists.

...telling the truth as I see it.

...knowing what I'm not really good at and what to do to get better at it.

...Also, tautology.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wish I knew. Near as I can tell, it's probably my long, flowing, curlicue locks of amber blond hair. Which, just between you and me, has always weirded me out because that's not what I look like.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Challenge! Which set of answers is fake and which is real?! (Point value: 0.25)

Set 1:
Angels and Demons.
The Santa Clause 3.
My Secret Identity.
Alvin and the Chipmunks.
Devil Dogs.

Set 2:
Grapes of Wrath.
Warrior.
The West Wing.
Bruce Springsteen.
Chocolate soy milk.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Toothbrush.
Hairnet.
My left leg.
Magic 8-ball.
Finger-nail clippers.
My fake stamp collection.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...people. And why they do the things they do. And just as often, why they don't do the things they don't do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...working on my time machine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've never had a cavity in my life.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you have the attention span to watch an entire movie.

...you prefer to leave your cell phone out of sight on a date/during a conversation.

...you recently finished/are finishing a book and you already know what your next one will be.

...kindness and decency seem like worthy aspirations for their own sakes.

...a good movie/book/song still sticks to your insides and moves you even days after watching/reading/listening to it.

...the act of creation strikes you as fundamentally romantic. And vice versa.

...you think in poetry.

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