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26 F Chicago, IL

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Middle Eastern, White
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Other, and very serious about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
You may say that I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.

I'm originally from Michigan. GO GREEN! :-)

My glass is half full.

So here's the thing. At this point in my life I'm looking to have fun. By fun I don't mean sex. I mean fun. I want to go to the bar, drink too much, and be goofy. Because I'm 26 and living in chicago, and that's what you're supposed to do. I would be lying if I said I don't want something more, but something more always starts with fun. So let's skip the drama and go drink beer. Cheers.

So here's the other thing. I'm kind of "raw" or unfiltered when not in public. If that offends you or turns you off in any way then this probably will never work.

Yes, I take pictures of myself in the mirror and yes, I make the duck face.
Stop judging me and get over it.
There's way more to me than that.

I'm an old soul.

I often get the urge to go buy a goldfish but I never do.
If I did, I would name it bird.

Spiritual growth and personal development are important parts of my life and I would love to be able to share that with someone who has similar interests/beliefs/mindset.

I want to connect with someone beyond this physical world we live in. I love deep conversations. I'm just sick of superficial people and relationships.

"We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience."

I like watching cartoons and doing crossword puzzles.
And reading....a lot.
I'm kind of a nerd.
No shame in this game.

I love going out and drinking beer. I highly doubt that will ever change, so I hope you like going out and drinking beer too. I'm kind of over going out and drinking beer as a way to potentially meet someone. It's overrated. Plus, I'm pretty sure we'd have more fun anyway.

I'm a sarcastic smartass.
I hope you are too.

Treat others the way you want to be treated.
Don't base your actions off of someone else's.
Be the better person.
One Love.
What I’m doing with my life
Living it.

"I've learned that making a living is not the same thing as making a life."
I’m really good at
Laughing at everything.
Not taking life too seriously.
Reading people and judging their character. I'm crazy intuitive.
And kicking your ass in Monopoly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I love reading. Nerd alert. The list is too long. Mostly non-fiction, memoirs, biographies, some fiction - I am currently reading memoir of a geisha....just finished reading bright lights, big city, which I highly recommend.

Movies: Chick Flicks, Comedies, Horror

Shows: Shameless, HIMYM, Orange is the new black, the Carrie Diaries, Spongebob Squarepants

Music: Everything. Mostly hip hop and acoustic coffeehouse music. I love to discover new music, so if you have any suggestions please do share =)

Food: Sandwiches. Oh and Sour Patch Kids. Duh.
The six things I could never do without
1. Family and Friends
2. Coffee Shops & Bars
3. Johnson's Baby Lotion
4. Sunshine
5. Acoustic Covers
6. Victoria's Secret
7. Yoga
8. Crossword Puzzles
9. My Tiffany's Heart Necklace that was my Grandma's.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I would do for a Klondike bar.

Where all the missing socks go.

Why people are so afraid to be themselves.

How many licks it takes to get to the center of the damn tootsie pop.

How much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Why unhappy people don't make a change to become happy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to not make it a typical Friday night...

Contemplating if I should party like its 1999, or like its 2012.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I swear like a sailor and I am inappropriate at times. But only with people I'm close, casual and comfortable with. I'm not the "goody-goody" princess next door girl, but I'm also not the slut who sleeps around. I'd rather drink beer with the guys than gossip with the girls.

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 26–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You are not in touch with your feminine side more than I am.

If you're looking to get to know someone beyond all of the superficial bullshit and aren't afraid of potentially forming a deep connection.

If you're a smartass.

If you are confident being you.
I'm confident in my own skin and I expect the same in return.
Don't put on a show for me because I won't put on one for you.
Just be yourself! :-)

If you know how to treat a woman and agree with Bob Marley: “If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you wont give up. If you give up, you're not worthy. ... Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.”