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26 Chicago, IL Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 26–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 19
Middle Eastern, White
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Other, and very serious about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My glass is half full.
I'm originally from Michigan. GO GREEN! :-)

Let's skip the drama and go drink beer. Cheers.

Yes, I take pictures of myself in the mirror and yes, I make the duck face. Stop judging me and get over it. There's way more to me than that.

Spiritual growth and personal development are important parts of my life and I would love to be able to share that with someone who has similar interests/beliefs/mindset.

You may say that I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I'm sick of superficial people and relationships. Beauty is only skin deep. Physical beauty is so superficial and I'll never understand why society can't grasp this. We all will eventually be old, or wrinkly, or fat, or saggy, or all of the above. And then what? All the time you wasted tanning, crash dieting and worrying about the latest fads could have been spent doing things that really discovering your inner beauty...being with family and friends...growing to be the best person that you can be, etc. I'm just so over the way our society is...I'm an old soul and I want to connect with someone beyond this physical world we live in. I love deep conversations about life...not about the Bachelorette. Hey, I told you I was a dreamer!
Dream until your dreams come true, my friend. <3

"We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience."

I'm a sarcastic smartass.
I like beer. And brownies.
Any temperature in the fifties is the best temperature...pure perfection.

Treat others the way you want to be treated.
Don't base your actions off of someone else's.
Be the better person.
One Love.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it.

"I've learned that making a living is not the same thing as making a life."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughing at everything.
Not taking life too seriously.
Reading people and judging their character. I'm crazy intuitive.
And kicking your ass in Monopoly.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know, you should go ask them!

If I had to take a guess, I would have to say my infectious smile/giggling nature and unique personality =)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I love reading. Nerd alert. The list is too long. Mostly non-fiction, memoirs, biographies, some fiction.

Movies: Chick Flicks, Comedies, Horror

Shows: HIMYM, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Big Bang Theory, Mike and Molly, Two Broke Girls, Shameless, Hart of Dixie, Friends, Sex and the City, Orange is the New Black, Spongebob Squarepants, Tom and Jerry, Bugs Bunny

Music: Everything. Mostly Hip-Hop and Acoustic Coffeehouse type stuff. I love, love, LOVE to discover new music - so if you have any suggestions please share!!! =)

Food: Spinach Dip...and Hummus...and brownies.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family and Friends
2. Coffee Shops & Bars
3. Johnson's Baby Lotion
4. Sunshine
5. Acoustic Covers
6. Victoria's Secret
7. Yoga
8. Crossword Puzzles
9. My Tiffany's Heart Necklace that was my Grandma's
10. Brownies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I would do for a Klondike bar.

Where all the missing socks go.

Why people are so afraid to be themselves.

How many licks it takes to get to the center of the damn tootsie pop.

How much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Why unhappy people don't make a change to become happy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to not make it a typical Friday night...

Contemplating if I should party like its 1999, or like its 2012.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I swear like a sailor and I am inappropriate at times. I'd rather drink beer with the guys than gossip with the girls.

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are not in touch with your feminine side more than I am.

If you're looking to get to know someone beyond all of the superficial bullshit and aren't afraid of potentially forming a deep connection.

If you're a smartass.

If you are confident.

If you agree with Bob Marley: “If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you wont give up. If you give up, you're not worthy. ... Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.”