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ekazam

33 M Baltimore, MD

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:11am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm not particularly bright or good looking or ambitious, but I'll often use words like "reconcile" or "allegory".
What I’m doing with my life
What everyone else is doing I guess...endlessly learning and retaining answers to crossword puzzle clues. Other than that, you know, just trying to get through this thing called life...the greatest crossword puzzle of them all.
The first things people usually notice about me
Who knows. i guess my perspicacity.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
cosmos, rushmore/ghost world/fargo, 90's indie rock, portlandia, apples/chicken fingers
The six things I could never do without
-Whole milk (impressed? you're impressed)
-Tennis rackets
-Tight pants
-Pillows for people that sleep on their stomachs, so they're like really fluffy and soft, but also flat so you don't strain your neck.
-Organic fruit
-Ellipses...god I love ellipses

-Family and friends??? Get the fuck outta here!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
...you want some stimulating convo. Some topics to wet your whistle...

-getting down to brass tax or tacks?
-is a hotdog a sandwich?
-schrodingers cat...grumpy? piano playing? both?
-more offensive...dolphins or falcons.
-mortal kombat fatalities...too over the top?