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ekazam

33 M Baltimore, MD

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:28am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not particularly bright or good looking or ambitious, but I'll often use words like "furtive" and "vitriol"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Endlessly learning and retaining answers to crossword puzzle clues. Other than that, you know, just trying to get through this thing called life...the greatest crossword puzzle of them all.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
the light that reflects off my face
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
cosmos, rushmore/ghost world/fargo, rick and morty, pavement/90's indie rock, apples/rice krispie treats/gluten-free cinnamon rice chex, albert brooks/bill cosby/charles grodin
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Whole milk (impressed? you're impressed)
-Zoloft
-Herschel backpacks
-Pillows for people that sleep on their stomachs, so they're like really fluffy and soft, but also flat so you don't strain your neck.
-Organic fruit
-Ellipses...god I love ellipses

-Family and friends??? Get the fuck outta here!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i fucking hate this site
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
The third letter of your last name corresponds to half your age (rounding up) minus the last digit of the year you were born. That should thin out the herd a little.