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ekazam

33 M Baltimore, MD

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm not particularly bright or good looking or ambitious, but I'll often use words like "furtive" and "segue"
What I’m doing with my life
Endlessly learning and retaining answers to crossword puzzle clues. Other than that, you know, just trying to get through this thing called life...the greatest crossword puzzle of them all.

I realize that answer is pretty flippant...but it's not entirely inaccurate. I guess if i really thought about it, i'd say at this point, i'm just looking for ways to minimize stress.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
cosmos, rushmore/ghost world/fargo, rick and morty, 90's indie rock, apples/rice krispie treats/gluten-free cinnamon rice chex, albert brooks/bill cosby/charles grodin
The six things I could never do without
-Whole milk (impressed? you're impressed)
-Zoloft
-Tight pants
-Pillows for people that sleep on their stomachs, so they're like really fluffy and soft, but also flat so you don't strain your neck.
-Organic fruit
-Ellipses...god I love ellipses

-Family and friends??? Get the fuck outta here!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think I'm actually like 5'7"
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
...you want some stimulating convo. Some topics to wet your whistle...

-getting down to brass tax or tacks?
-is a hotdog a sandwich?
-schrodingers cat...grumpy? piano playing? both?
-more offensive...dolphins or falcons.
-mortal kombat fatalities...a little over the top?