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ekdoug

34 Monterey, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:15pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So I like to talk and listen and smile. I try to diffuse uncomfortable situations with wit, sarcasm and humor. I don't think about relationships in conventional terms, meaning I don't really think about my future in terms of relationships. I make really rash life decisions. I get along with almost everyone. I'm a bubbly introvert who overcommunicates and asks a million questions.

I ramble. A lot. I say fuck or frak or frug. A lot. I talk about sex and relationships and am endlessly fascinated by the human mind. I read too many blogs to name and may be a podcast junkie. I often don't capitalize but I know what needs to be capitalized. Fuck you, society. I'll capitalize if I want. I'm a lame rule breaker.

I am restless and genuine and geeky and happy and fucked all at once. Kathleen Hanna and Zooey Deschanel are my birth parents.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to make these words that bleed out of me into a viable job so I can go on living and not simply exist. Wandering aimlessly and wonderously through the city.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughing (at inappropriate times), overanalyzing everyone and everything, rationalizing my behavior, crying on cue, bantering, sleeping, car dancing, being far too honest, switching conversation topics without a tangible thread, irl emojis.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Alien eyes. My crazy loud laugh and likeliness to do a crane kick in the middle of a parking garage. Or serenade whomever I'm with like we're living in a disney movie.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
movies: Little Miss Sunshine, Inception, Wet Hot American Summer, Serenity, Beetlejuice, Igby Goes Down, The Ten, Aliens. John Hughes and Kevin Smith are my dudes

music: anything from the Head and the Heart, the Smiths, Costello, Descendents, Potty Mouth, Camera Obscura, Tigers Jaw, Lemuria, Rhianna, PBC, Decemberists, Otis, Japandroids, Bombay Bicycle Club, Knapsack, Jealous Sound, NMH, Mos Def, Sam Cooke, Jawbreaker, Mr Gnome, Aretha, Lady of Rage, Rvivr, Elliott Smith, Nick Drake, Binkini Kill, Simon & Garfunkel, Bright Eyes, Braid, American Football, Waxahatchee, Haim, Avett Bros, Los Campesinos, Rilo Kiley, Ovlov, Nick Cave, Wolf Parade, Ida Maria, Kate Nash, Frank Turner, Iron Chic...and you already stopped reading.

tv: Party Down, Sherlock, Ladies Man, Dexter, Firefly, AD, Portlandia, IT Crowd, Parks and Rec, Buffy, Supernatural, Daria, Freaks and Geeks, the Walking Dead, BSG

books: Eating the Dinosaur, the Buddha of Suburbia, Harry Potter, Slaughterhouse Five, Jemima J, The Walking Dead, Quantum, Animal Farm, Devil in the White City, Subliminal, Middlesex, Townie, Skippy Dies, Oscar Wilde is the jammiest.

I love food: cooking, eating, noms are a must
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a camera, pain inducing laughter, live music, converse, nail polish, and my phone. I'm addicted.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Humanity. Connectivity. Evolution. Music. Relationships. Sex. Life. Societal expectations vs reality. Living vs Existing. Music. Humor. How badly I want to see the following lineup: Sasheer Zamata, Patton Oswalt, Louis CK, Katie Crown, and Anthony Jeselnik. How the only things that make my knees weak are good records and city lights.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going to shows, roaming, watching movies, cooking, reading, writing, redecorating, learning how to sew or speak Japanese or brushing up on my piano skills.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I troll okc for new jams and reads. Thanks, okc-ers, for all the rad recs.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you know who you are and what you want. If you can handle when I go on feminist rants after reading "y the last man," make you wander down dark alleys and into caves, or philosophize about life idealistically.

If you can make me laugh. A good, snort-filled laugh. Yup, that happens.

I've realized that I love people who geek out about their passions and that one of my requirements in life is someone who is down to buy that $39 flight to Boise bc it's there and we have a free day.