You come at the king, you best not miss.

Currently working at the best restaurant in Orlando(I'll tell you the name after we meet) to put myself through school for IT. I also play kickball to keep young and in shape. Checkout eBay for my rookie card, because after this year the price won't be coming down. Only difference is we replaced the capri-suns with beer and orange slices with jell-o shots. I have a dog and love to take her to the park or on road trips with me. She is a Rhodesian Ridgeback mix so she is very active and has tons of energy.

Some other hobbies I do to keep busy are brewing my own beer and some DIY projects around the house. I built a fire pit in the back yard which is awesome for roasting s'mores on cold nights.

Well, as I stated in "my self-summary" I am a chef at a restaurant as well as a student at UCF, GO KNIGHTS, Studying IT/Programming. While this is my major and probably future job, my ultimate dream job would be to have a radio show/podcast about sports (It's all about the U, Heat, Dolphins) one day or to host the Daily Show. I'm Jewish which I feel is a big boost to my chances.

Hold on my humble pie is ready to eat lemme get a bite before I write this part. nom nom nom nom nom nom

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That was good. Where was I? Ohh yea things I'm good at. Cooking/baking comes to mind here, beerpong, teaching people how to dougie(I guess now the dance of the moment is Gangman style), making people laugh, staying inside the lines when i color and, sports.

My baby blues. Frank Siantra ain't got nothing on me! Mainly because he is dead, but still.
Jewfro. Think Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill had a hair baby.

Books- invisible monsters, rant, fight club, survivor, outliers, freakonomics, running man(Hunger games before it was written), of mice and men, what the dog saw, tipping point, book of basketball, haunted, thinner, superfreakonmics, superfudge, tails of a 4th grade nothing, lullaby, 1984, thinner, karma sutra, sports illustrated, choke. I'm sure I left some out but that is the short list of books i have read and enjoyed.

Music- THE ROOTS (favorite and best band of all time) wale, lupe fiasco,the black keys, kanye west, eminem, talib kweli, mos def(Yasin Ben), blackstar, outkast, nas, jay-z, the knux, eric b, Chiddy Bang OCD and twist, Big K.R.I.T., Tyler the Creator(OFWGKTA), beastie boys, RHCP, SOAD, foo fighters, the beatles, the guess who, jimi hendrix, led zeppelin, jack johnson, death cab for cutie, as tall as lions, marvin gaye, teddy pendergrass, isley brothers, again this is just a small sample of my music taste I left some bands off since it is approaching TL;DR status

Movies- shawshank, inception, despicable me (ITS SO FLUFFAY) goodfells, casino, blade, Spartacus, dark knight, batman begins, dodgeball, wedidng crashers, saving private ryan, the hangover, knocked up, monsters inc, lilo and stich, up, toy stroy 1-3, wall-e, lion king, oceans 11/13 (12 sucked!) fight club, se7en, history of the world part 1, young frankestein, blazing saddles, spaceballs, robin hood men in tights, silent movie, the producers, inglorious bastards, pulp fiction, death proof, kill bill, Jurassic park, ET, tommy boy, happy gilmore, billy madison. plenty more just ones I have seen recently.

TV shows: ESPN, The Wire! south park, always sunny, 30 rock, office, seinfeld, curb your enthusiasm, always sunny, workalochlics, community, scrubs, daily show, colbert,

Food: anything I cook, sushi, publix sub(FUCK SUBWAY) breakfast foods, matambre, and of course BRISKET!

Oxygen
Water
Food
Shelter
Love
other things that maslow guy said...

I'll add 6 more since i really can't do without those 6 things. Silly list.
what comes before part b? PART A!!!!(if you know where this comes from +50 points for you.)
pool/beach (gotta get my speedo ready for summer time)
my dog
friends
sports
my car

I spend time thinking about how to take over the world with the use of two lab mice.

How 2 Chainz came up with his name? Why only 2 chainz? What other options were there for your stage name?

Why can't my dryer also be a folder?

Working. Thursday night is my Friday. It is game day/night and then we hit up a bar to celebrate. Win or lose, we still booze!

secrets secrets are no fun, secrets secrets hurt someone. so why OKC are you trying to hurt people by having them admit some form of secret on a PUBLIC website?!?!? i will not fall into your evil trap here.

I once spent a night in jail for a crime I didn't commit *cue Unsolved Mysteries theme music*

You like funny guys who know their way around the kitchen and if you are a dog person. If you can speak jive.

Bonus points: if you taste like Honey Nut Cheerios