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28 M Orlando, FL

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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Yiddish (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Hebrew (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I work for an IT startup in the Orlando area and part time as a chef. I workout 4-5 days a week and I also play kickball to keep young and in shape(We won 4 championships in a row so we're basically a dynasty now.). Checkout eBay for my rookie card, because after this year the price won't be coming down.

Some other hobbies I do in my free time is brewing my own beer(IPA is my favorite style of beer) and some DIY projects around the house. I built a fire pit in the backyard which is awesome for roasting s'mores on cold nights and have a hammock out there now.
What I’m doing with my life
Sounds like something my Mother asks me on a weekly basis. Currently, work, gym, kickball, downtown repeat. Exciting life I know you're jelly.
I’m really good at
Hold on my humble pie is ready to eat lemme get a bite before I write this part.

That was good. Where was I? Ohh yea things I'm good at. Cooking/baking comes to mind here since I am a chef and even ran a private cooking business for the holidays one year (might do that again). Kickball(4peat!!!!), beerpong(hustled freshman to pay for college). I can also get the exact number of hangers I need after doing laundry without counting either the hangers or clothes that need one. I know you're jelly of that.
The first things people usually notice about me
My baby blues. Frank Sinatra ain't got nothing on me! Mainly because he is dead, but still.
Jewfro if I haven't gotten my hair cut in a few months. Think Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill had a hair baby.

"When you meet me in person what do you feel like?
I know, I know I look better in real life."
-K. West
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- invisible monsters, rant, fight club, survivor, outliers, freakonomics, running man(Hunger games before it was written), of mice and men, what the dog saw, tipping point, book of basketball, haunted, thinner, superfreakonmics, superfudge, tails of a 4th grade nothing, lullaby, 1984, thinner, karma sutra, sports illustrated, choke. I'm sure I left some out but that is the short list of books i have read and enjoyed.

Music- THE ROOTS (favorite and best band of all time) wale, lupe fiasco,the black keys, kanye west, eminem, talib kweli, mos def(Yasin Ben), blackstar, outkast, nas, jay-z, the knux, eric b, Chiddy Bang OCD and twist, Big K.R.I.T., Tyler the Creator(OFWGKTA), beastie boys, RHCP, SOAD, foo fighters, the beatles, the guess who, jimi hendrix, led zeppelin, jack johnson, death cab for cutie, as tall as lions,

Movies- shawshank, inception, despicable me (ITS SO FLUFFAY) goodfells, casino, blade, Spartacus, dark knight, batman begins, dodgeball, wedidng crashers, saving private ryan, the hangover, knocked up, monsters inc, lilo and stich, up, toy stroy 1-3, wall-e, lion king, oceans 11/13 (12 sucked!) fight club, se7en, history of the world part 1, young frankestein, blazing saddles, spaceballs, robin hood men in tights, silent movie, the producers, inglorious bastards, pulp fiction, death proof, kill bill, Jurassic park, ET, tommy boy, happy gilmore, billy madison. plenty more just ones I have seen recently.

TV shows: ESPN, The Wire! south park, always sunny, 30 rock, office, seinfeld, curb your enthusiasm, always sunny, workalochlics, community, scrubs, daily show, colbert,

Food: anything I cook, sushi, publix sub, breakfast foods,
The six things I could never do without
other things that maslow guy said...

I'll add 6 more since i really can't do without those 6 things. Silly list.
what comes before part b? PART A!!!!(if you know where this comes from +50 points for you.)
pool/beach (gotta get my speedo ready for summer time)
gym, I even lift and I don't skip leg day
sports, Heat, Marlins, The U, Knights, Dolphins
my car
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend time thinking about how to take over the world with the help of two lab mice.

How 2 Chainz came up with his name? Why only 2 chainz? Why would you ever get rid of the name Titty Boi?

Why can't my dryer also be a folder?
On a typical Friday night I am
Friday is chest day so usually hitting the barbell before the bars.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
secrets secrets are no fun, secrets secrets hurt someone. so why OKC are you trying to hurt people by having them admit some form of secret on a PUBLIC website?!?!? i will not fall into your evil trap here.

I suffer from Daltonism. And I used to be scared of the car washes you drove through in the 90s with the big spinning sponge and shaky mop strings on the side. Shit was scary, yo!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You don't skip leg day
You eat breakfast for dinner