it all started many septembers ago. it must have a been a cold january.

and so i go on, trying to make my mark on this vibrant orb we all call home.

hmm, that sounds kind of pretentious, doesn't it? sorry about that.

so you're still reading, eh? well then, what else can i tell you?

i play bass - i'm no virtuoso, but i have a good ear, and a pretty good repertoire.

i like photography, although i haven't busted the camera out in quite some time. i'm hoping one day to get a digital slr.

along the same lines, i also enjoy the artistic stylings of rene magritte. i like the way it looks like what it's supposed to look like, but it's still not right. if that makes any sense.

i also enjoy poker, sports (particularly hockey), ...

spending way too much time searching for iphone apps.

sarcastic retorts and clever witticisms.

using the correct forms of: (i) there, their, & they're; (ii) to, too, and two; and (iii) it's and its.

i like books by goofy authors like tom robbins and christopher moore

as for movies, i tend toward goofy comedies like better off dead, top secret, airplane!, caddyshack, this is spinal tap, monty python, and stuff like that. princess bride is pretty spectacular. i also like the typical action/adventure type stuff. and of course the original star wars trilogy.

i'm all over the place musically - rush (moving pictures is probably my desert island cd), police, prince, foo fighters, stp, elvis costello, and lots of other stuff

foodwise, take me to in&out and i'll be happy. italian food is pretty delicious too - i'm a big fan of pasta smothered in pesto

since moving to vegas, chapstick!

ditto water (although i guess that'd be true anywhere)

my bass (guitar, not fish)

music (music makes everything better)

coke - the soda, not the narcotic. not the crappy diet or zero (that tastes more like diet than regular) varieties, either. as a sort-of aside, do you know how it's easy to tell that coke is better than pepsi? it's not called a rum and pepsi!

some captain morgan for the coke

just what the hell is going on here.

why i waited so long to go to law school.

whether the caps will ever win the stanley cup.

that i should probably change my diet.

whether or not i'm too old to be checking out that cute 20-something's profile without feeling creepy about it. or making her feel creepy about it.

probably out with friends having a drink. ok, ok - drinks.

i have no idea how to fold a fitted sheet.

you're bored.

you have a question you think i might be able to answer.

you're actually going to say something, as opposed to just sending one of those electronic winks.

or any other reason you feel like sending me a message. unless it's to recruit me for some evil plot to take over the world, or some other fanatical cause. not that i'm necessarily against world domination (i mean, those bond supervillains always have the coolest lairs), i just don't have the time for that right now.