Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Partnered and monogamous, thus looking for friends.
I recently noticed my roomate updated his profile to demonstrate
not only show off his prose (exhibitionist) but the complexity of
his heart, soul, and thought (all things I secretly admire). Here
is my attempt:
I believe in astrology in the same way children who successfully
play house believe in parenting. When I was younger, because I was
the youngest at the time and the roles of mother and father were
taken, I played the cat. I love animals. My first real pet was
black cat with smoky fur named Duchess. Duchess was a he. He was
one of the only cats that I have met that has fulfilled my personal
credo: to love and be loved. Since his departure my heart throbs
mostly the sight of dogs. My family dog is a Yorkie named Oedipus
who I rescued off the street. I never thought I would have a purse
dog but now I understand why certain people and animals go
I read and write poetry. I obsess over social media (because my
friends are everywhere) and volunteer for an internationally
acclaimed poetry journal as an on-call Facebook and Twitter junkie
(Tumblr not so much). There is one book I read nearly week of my
life and if you ask kindly I will share its name with you. This
should go without saying, but it is an blessing to have even lived
just this once.
Long live the contortion of the sacred and profane.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Reading a lot of poetry.
Thinking about dogs (mostly corgis).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting to know every single person in a room. Listening.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Recently: my hair, my glasses.
Neither of which are things I actually care about.
Please notice my smile. I guarantee for the most part it's sincere.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Deleuze & Guattari
Lacan. Lacan. Lacan.
All music without words.
Leave all boring propaganda at the door.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My books and my friends who seem to continuously write themselves
and make my world appear, rodie soadies, tight jeans, loose-fitting
shirts, and the world vast and free collection of online porn.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Psychological Schematics and Postmodernism.
How one of side of the internet manages to remain right-wing.
How the internet has sides.
How my black grandmother reposted Donald Trump on Facebook.
Horse girls, tostadas, books that are tall and skinny. Twitter
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Buying a book I can't afford to support an artist I love.
Destroying someone else's liquor cabinet.
Taking long, slow breathes as I step into the party.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I pick my nose sheepishly.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have resources, time, and the aptitude to acquire more vices.
You have the ability to become instant friends. If you like books.
If you want to talk politics, global communication networks,
archives, authenticity, or financial collapse. If you consume
moderately high amounts of whiskey (as in almost daily and
definitely on the weekends).
Side note: Feminism.
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.