Have you ever wondered what it would be like to make out with Fabio and Freddie Prince Junior at the SAME time? Well that's like me... Just when I hold your hand.

Have you ever watched Save By The Bell and said "Hey, I can't decide who I like more between that suave Zach Moriss, the HOT BOD on A.C. Slater, the wicked brains on Screech, and the disciplinary prowess of Mr. Belding?" Well, you don't have to choose anymore. It's all right here. And I can even play "friends forever", Zach Attack's hit song, on my guitar.

i do this all the time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MJLi5_dyn0

It never gets old!

All the brilliant shit I say, smell AMAZING, incredible dance moves, the way my nose crinkles when I smile.

FNL, Explosions in the Sky, Lone Star, George Strait

Duck Tales, pizza, mom, tmnt, recess, gym

I outsourced the writing of this profile to a consulting company in Asia and paid them almost nothing for it! What a deal!

I don't know.... Should you, should you?