Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This chart is exactly what I do with my time:
I'm pugnacious, mentally and physically. I'm egotistical. I'm
judgmental. I'm a bit of a cad. I believe firmly that I'm never
wrong, except when I am. I'm an outlier and I make my own
If I like you I'll also be caring, adoring, loving, and
I'm looking for a coconspirator in life. Someone passionate, who
will plan bank heists and the downfall of governments as well as
movie nights and lazy mornings in bed. I believe that love should
be approached with reckless abandon and that even if it fizzles it
leaves a beautiful and blackened scorch mark on the fabric of our
lives so message me and let's start a bonfire.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Spending days sitting and sipping espresso and spending days
Nursing hangovers and eating fattening breakfasts.
Sitting on my couch and watching TV and running until I can no
Indulging in Wendys, McDonalds and Arbys and making healthy home
Staying up late and partying my face off and loving the feeling of
going to bed before the sun goes down.
Smoking cigars and drinking whisky.
Working long long days to achieve my dreams and finding time to not
miss out on the crazy world around me.
Hanging out with friends watching football and hanging out with
friends playing football.
Enjoying and sometimes struggling with all the twists of this
strange and messy life.
So maybe you noticed I didn't actually say anything there.
1) I work on this: http://www.willstream.com
2) I have a real job so I can spend all my disposable income on
The first things people usually notice about me
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Super nice bum. It's like, rock solid. You can pretty much bounce a
quarter off that thing.
That's only if I'm approached from behind of course, and I can only
assume that that is what's going through people's minds.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Unbearable Lightness of Being - Milan Kundera. Love this
What the dog saw - Malcolm Gladwell. If you read this book and
didn't find any of it interesting at all we probably wouldn't get
along. Don't feel sad though, people live perfectly normal lives
without having any sense of curiosity or wonder. ;-)
The Davinci Code - Dan Brown. Get off your high horse, this book
was super entertaining and you know it.
A Song of Ice And Fire - I actually didn't read this, but instead
listened to it as an audiobook while running. It still counts
Also Stephen King. He's good too.
Fast & Furious 6. Cinematic masterpiece. In all seriousness I
like all sorts of movies. Most of them, it takes a truly terrible
movie for me to not enjoy it. For example "Surfer Dude". Watch this
movie if you wish to appreciate how incredibly bad movies can in
Food and Music:
I like it all. I once was told that people who don't have things
they really dislike have bad taste. I like to think of it more as
the entire world making me happy. When it comes to food it's often
even better if it makes me happy with basil.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My computer: Sometime I dream of becoming a carpenter and living a
simpler life. A life where I don't need to be tethered to this
machine that is slowly making me shortsighted and usurping my
social life, including at this point my dating life. Then I realize
I can't make anything out of wood and give up and go back to tap
tap tapping away at this keyboard.
My iphone: It maps my runs. It reads to me soothingly when I don't
want to read myself. It tells me when I have eaten too much food.
Occasionally it even lets me do this miraculous thing called
Beaches and Mountains: Occasionally, when I can tear myself away
from doing things like cleaning my kitchen, napping and eating hot
wings (which I do actually really like) I've been known to partake
in nature. Surfing/Snowboarding/Snowshoeing/Hiking etc.
Comfortable Sofas: They practically separate us form the animals.
When I cuddle up to a good book, or drift off working at night I
love being enveloped by my couch. I guess I must be a man.
My Dreams: I feel like something terrible and ominous happens to
people somewhere between the ages 15 and 25 where they stop wanting
to be astronauts and become more interested in white picket fences,
dogs and how much their cars cost. If I could have anything I'd
still want to be an astronaut.
I need six of these? I feel like I've been writing forever. Let's
just say the last one is water. I'm feeling dehydrated right now
and it's making me slightly more unhappy than I would be if I were
not feeling dehydrated. I'm pretty sure that means I need this
stuff... then again, maybe it's just a fad.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Ways to become a billionaire so i can go to the moon
-My next adventure
-Laying on beaches
-How much I am wishing that I hadn't skipped breakfast today. (This
one is pretty rare because I almost never skip breakfast, but it's
pretty high on my list of important topics right now.)
-How I wish I had slept more last night
-The espresso I will inevitably be drinking in a few hours, because
who would want to go longer than that without espresso?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Patron and Henny!! Actually I hate both of those things.
Probably doing the same thing the whole rest of the world is doing
on friday nights: "Chillin' out maxin' and relaxin' all cool".
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Once, when I was young I was so excited to get to my swimming
lesson I ran into the pool naked.
If you want to know something legitimately intimate about me let's
actually meet. I'm very candid.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're happy and healthy, apparently these two things are as
transmissible as the flu.
Strong preference to girls who want to take over the world.
I'm still exploring LA, if you know of any of the following please
1) Excellent coffee or excellent espresso, I'm kind of coffee
2) The best snowboarding in the area
3) Some sort of shortcut around the city so I don't have to sit in
traffic any more.
4) Vietnamese Subs
5) The best Californian beers
6) Other hidden gems in the city that I'll inevitably take 3 years
to find without help.
Lastly it seems like I have made some enemies on this site. If you
are one of these people please message me if you either want to
fight to the death or offer me your unconditional surrender.
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