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elbowmacaroon

40 Salem, MA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 30–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Status
Open relationship
Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a fat girl with a big mouth. Some people like that sort of thing?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Killing my darlings. Picking favorites. Looking for attention.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making you believe it was your idea.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My mouth? My ass? I guess it depends whether I'm coming or going.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Birth of Tragedy

Blade Runner

Greg the Bunny

The Velvet Underground

MEAT
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Seltzer
Knives
Music
Work
Art
Baths
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a metal show or watching a heartwarming coming of age film from the 80s.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When you say you'd like to get to know me better, you're probably wrong.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can charm my pants off.