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elbrahahaha

21 / M / Straight / Single

Annandale-on-Hudson, New York

His Details

Last Online
Jun 18
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m).
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Fluently), French (Poorly), Italian (Okay)

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My self-summary
i am not nice
i am very dense
i am selfish
What I’m doing with my life
art
pedagogic art
phenomenology of aaaartt
aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrtt
I’m really good at
making myself look like a real class A piece of shit

SOCRATIC DIALOGUE/DRINKING/ SEX (SOMETIMES)/ READING/ ELUCIDATING PHILOSOPHICAL POSTULATIONS THAT ONE MIGHT OTHERWISE VIEW AS COMPLEX AND INTELLECTUALLY IMPENETRABLE

USING THE SAME WORDS OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER
The first things people usually notice about me
the gauge on my watch that says 'time to die'
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Playboy
Kierkegaard
98.9 the oldies radio station
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the illusion of conscious will

fucking

(the illusion of conscious fucking)

if i can do this
http://i.imgur.com/yG8bB.gif
On a typical Friday night I am
TRYING TO TAP INTO SOMETHING THAT ONE MIGHT DEEM 'FUCKING VISCERAL'
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i once called the police on myself when i was at my cousin's wedding because i was so bored i just couldn't talk to my uncle anymore he is such a fucker
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
IF YOU DON'T LIKE TO SEE PEOPLE MASTURBATE ON THE INTERNET