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elbrahahaha

22 Rhinebeck, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–24
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Non exotic
Attracts absurdist blights
Blighted with the abstracts onus
Interdisciplinary artist
Asshole
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
jackin' off

pursuing independent studies in ontology, phenomenology, epistemology, semiotics and philosophy proper
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fucking (myself (over))
bullshit
cussing
being a fucking shit
thinking

I am a well politiked young male!! Very apperceptive to emotion and circumstance!!!! The kind of guy you bring to the doctor with!!! Can crack a good joke when needed !!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my sophomoric demeanor and my aristotelian finesse

Physically they notice I am an inch shorter than I advertise
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Playboy
Kierkegaard
98.9 the oldies radio station
movies with not a lot of violence

the matrix
synecdoche new york

Lanthimos Herzog Lynch Wright
Schiller Adorno

Hegel Sartre Zizek Lacan (i'm one of those)
Baudrillard Wittgenstein Nietzsche

Hesse Pynchon Sartre (fiction) Borges
Just Another Asshole anthology

chris burden cy twombly josh keyes
the entire kunstler osterreich

I listen to xiu xiu religiously so that right there should be a red flag
cass mccombs prostitutes pharmakon natural elements three 6 mafia
Mondo drag
Sacred bones Julianna barwick
RVNG intl
Opal tapes
Warp. The cyclist
Mexican summer
Kill rock stars. Doom metal

you get it
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Physical contact (High velocities, strictly)
Absurdity
Mysticism
my own ideological vicissitudes
A pencil
Jamie Stewart

Birds
Booze
Bees
Bart
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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
dogs and why they like to eat shit
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I bought a light box from jayson musson and then broke it
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a dog liker and an asshole