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elbrahahaha

23 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–24
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
May 4
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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doomed
What I’m doing with my life
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jackin' off

pursuing independent studies in ontology, phenomenology, epistemology, semiotics and philosophy proper
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fucking (myself (over))
bullshit
cussing
being a fucking shit
thinking
The first things people usually notice about me
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my sophomoric demeanor and my Aristotelian finesse
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
marcel duchamp
rene magritte
josh keyes
kazimir malevich
the entire vienna secession
cy twombly
team macho
the dude that did all of the plate drawings for various bird field guides

sartre
pynchon
baudrillard
debord
ulbrich obrist

OPN
wanda group
lukid
the bee gees
prince

w/e
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Physical contact (High velocities, strictly)
Absurdity
Mysticism
my own ideological vicissitudes
Drafting material
Pain

Birds
Booze
Bees
Bart
BAbes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
dogs and why they like to eat shit
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i once drove a dagger into a large rock and i did not apologise
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
if you finished gravity's rainbow and understood it and also thought the coprophilia scene was the best event in the whole novel !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!