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elcabrodetoto

36 M Mayagüez, PR

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 23–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:08am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Italian (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Creo en el duende, practico el anti-chichismo, me gusta la buena ciencia ficción no la basura que todo el mundo se mama, odio a casi todo el mundo pero soy amoroso con la gente que no odio, escribo cuentos, me gustan las negras pintas, los lunares, las mujeres que tienen tatuajes que no son mariposas arriba del culo pero soy flexible bajo ciertas circunstancias especiales (borracho), el machismo es una mierda (excepto Rambo y Sandro) y ayuda a que la mayoría de los hombres del planeta tengan menos sexo ya que el ambiente de reprtesión constante es como peste de zorrillo para la mujer, creo que Puerto Rico lo hace mejor especialmente por la cantidad inmensa de los fen omenos de chillería y predicación de la moral en calzoncillos y aun siendo un país tropical en la política abundan los melones, blue berries, melon berries y otras fusiones como el V8 fusion.

[I believe in Lorca’s “duende” (elf?), practice anti-pussyism, love good and really well done sci-fi (not the drivel that most people swallow, hate almost everyone but am really loving with the people I love, I write short stories, love women of all races of the world without any prejudice, moles, women with tattoos that are not butterflies on top of their ass crack but am really flexible with my taste especially when drunk (talk about clichés), chauvinism and sexism are shit principles which I abhor (with the exception of Rambo and Sandro of America). These same principles help the great majority of men of the planet to have less sex and always be in foul moods since it creates an extremely repressive environment that assimilates the qualities of skunk-stink to the female nose. I still belive that Puerto Rico does it better (national slogan) because of the great amount of cheating that goes on in the country together with the preaching of morality in underwear (entitled false morals) and even though it is a tropical country, temperate climate fruits like melons, blue berries, melon-berries etc… abound (political inside joke will explain if we ever talk).]
What I’m doing with my life
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Desperdiciandola por que me gradué de bachillerato y las clases de maestría son un chiste malo. Escribiendo muchos cuentos y poemas (malos) y peleando constantemente con una intelectual multicolor medio daltónica.

[Wasting away because I finally got my B.A. and most of my M.A clases are a bad joke. Writing short stories and bad poems (yes I can accept I’m no poet but I still try hard) and fighting constantly with a color blind, multicolor intellectual.]
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Comer papaya, escribir, leer, dormir, dormir, jugar video juegos (si soy un fucking geek deal with it), leer, escribir. Mostrarle a la academia que tienen un palo atravezado en el culo y que si se rieran mas, mas gente leería. Extremely good at hating Harry potter and the Twilight Saga

[Eating papaya (bad taste sexual reference), writing, reading, sleeping, sleeping, playing video games (yes I’m a geek deal with it), reading, writing. Showing academia that it has a stick up its ass and that if they laughed more, more people would read. Extremely good at hating Harry Potter and the Twilight saga.]
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Dicen que soy un cabrón pero que me rio lindo y tambien que tengo barba.

[That I’m an asshole that laughs pretty and that I have a beard.]
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Don Quijote, La vida es Sueño, Madame Bovary, Pump Six, Everything Lovecraft, World of Darkness, Oscar Wao, La puta con con ética, A Theory of Adaptation, The Hero with a Thousand Faces, Narratology, Alejandra Pizarnik, Julia de Burgos, Rambo, Farmacopornografía, Cyborg manifesto, Dylan Thomas, Jotamario Arbelaez, Kattia Chico, Trance, Piñero, José Luis Gonzalez, Mago de Oz (la banda), Antonio Machado, Frailty, Fracture, Mexican and Italian Food, Himmel Uber Berlin, Shadows and Fog y mucha otra mierda que no me acuerdo ahora
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Mi compu, literatura, Porn (the free kind), free food, sleep, buena musica (no gente el reggaeton no es musica)

[My PC, literature, Porn (the free kind), free food, sleep, good music (no people reggaeton is not music at all)]
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Papayas, el sol, la pinta, como escribir algo, como amar mejor (amar no chingar), follar, beber, comer, y en como la gente pierde el tiempo pensando en mierda.

[Papayas (another bad taste sex reference), the sun, some freckled chick, how to write something, how to love better (love not fuck), having sex, drinking, eating and thinking about how people waste their time thinking about shit.]
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Leyendo, escribiendo, viendo series, janguenado, viendo peliculas, follando, bebiendo, fumando, ya saben lo que hace la gente.

[Reading, writing, watching series, hanging around, watching movies, having sex, drinking, smoking and whatever people do]
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Me encanta hablar y jugar con los animales como si fuera un niño pequeño.

[I love talking and playing with animals as if I were a little kid. (Some people find it weird that their angry pet that hates everyone likes me)]
You should message me if
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Si quieres (Si, tan sencillo como eso los rodeos me emputan)

[If you want (yes, as easy as that. I really hate beating around the bush)]

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