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elcapitan85

29 M Sydney, Australia

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:35am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So who am I?

I love to write, party, listen to music and get my nerd on. I have dabbled in nearly every scene and subculture you can imagine, from techno to drum and bass, from sitting in church, to spanking in a dungeon. Life's too short to place restrictions on experiences, so I'll try anything once.

When on down time, you can find me on my pc gaming, in my garage tinkering with my car or fiddling about with building models. I am slowly learning the guitar - one day I will master Nothing Else Matters, mark my words!

Eh screw it - I don't fit any particular stereotype or subculture and am my own person. I argue for the sake of arguing, love playing devils advocate and have no problem being contrary just to keep a discussion going. Sometimes, the concept of an 'internal filter' is as foreign to me as common sense is to our current government.

Yes, this does mean that I'm for the most part, politically leftist. I strongly support equality in every respect, but don't consider myself a feminist; nay I'm humanist - we're all blood and bone underneath.

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Becoming a corporate drone in order to fund this crazy little thing called life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dancing - I was shuffling before it was cool! I have been known to poi, firetwirl and firebreathe.
Writing tunes - kicking back and bashing away on my guitar, or laying down a wicked track with mates.
Video games - at least I keep telling myself I am.
Partying - I won't stop until they chain me to a zimmerframe.
Cooking - I'm at home in the kitchen - seeing contented smiles, and top buttons being undone following a good meal brings no end of satisfaction.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Smart arsed, brutal honesty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Anything by Peter F. Hamilton, L.E. Modessitt Jnr., as well as various fantasy and non-fiction.

Movies: American History X, Serenity, Starship Troopers, Avengers, Iron Man Trilogy, Spaceballs, Super Troopers, Eurotrip, Human Traffic, It's All Gone Pete Tong, Akira, Evangelion 1.11/2.22/3.33, True Romance, Pulp Fiction, Machete.

Shows: Arrow, Firefly, Californication, Archer, Stargate Universe, Battlestar Galactica, getting in to Dr Who, True Blood, Warehouse 13, Lost Girl, Drawn Together, Scrubs as well as whatever anime is tickling my fancy this season.

Music: Armin van Buuren, James Dymond, AYDA, Dash Berlin, W&W, Leon Bolier, Knife Party, Pendulum, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Metallica, Daft Punk, Aly and Fila, Above and Beyond, a lot of orchestral and classical. My taste is extremely eclectic, I generally will listen to anything bar country and gangster rap.

Food: I live for Japanese and Asian foods. Recently I've been doing my research on smoky barbeque recipes and have been eyeing off some texas smokers.

I'm a gamer and have a long standing love affair with the Tribes, Diablo and Mass Effect series.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Arbitrary list is arbitrary. Ask me about my hobbies - I'm not a product with defining features.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Existence, meaning of life, and the magnitude of the universe.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
These days, saving my pennies for a car and an overseas trip.

Sometimes, on a full moon, I may be found in a club or warehouse party... Sometimes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I will literally try ANYTHING once.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're looking to catch up for a bite to eat or a coffee and see if we click.

Not really here to waste people's time and sling messages back and forth indefinitely.