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eldiamante1969

45 M Port Orchard, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Other
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Sign Language (Poorly), Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I keep adding to this as I think of more things...

My first name is Diamond (yes, it's legal). Grew up in Southern California. Turned 21 in Poker Dealing School back in 1990. With my name, I either had to deal or strip. I think that I made the right decision (according to the Health Department, anyway, but I have an Appeal in). Been in Casinos for the past 23 years, mostly Poker, mostly Dealing. I both enjoy & take pride in what I do. Spent 15 years in California Card Rooms & six years in Vegas. Been in WA for a year and a half, now.

I am a big guy, obviously. Trying to get in shape to be around for my daughter. I've lost 50#s but still have 100#s to go.

One of the best things that ever happened to me was getting together with my ex-wife in 2004. Another one of the best things to ever happen was her leaving me at the end of 2009. A year and a half into our relationship, she became disabled. It completely changed her personality and our relationship dynamic. I would never have left her because she needed me but once she bailed, something clicked in my head "fine, it's over". Haven't had much luck meeting anyone since. I am always considered the nice guy "friend". Hate that F word, sometimes.

I am not in a very good industry for meeting available women. I am a good guy that really takes care of his woman but not too many people look beyond the fat.

I am a smart & funny guy that is fiercely loyal & honest. I say what I think & don't think before saying it. Flaming Liberal Progressive (if you voted for Romney, you are an asshole). Libertarian (you have a right to do whatever you want as long as you don't take other's rights away). I am not superstitious. God; Astrology; UFOs; Reincarnation; Gem Theory; Ghosts; Numerology; & the Ice Capades: All make the same amount of sense to me.

I have a beautiful, smart, & funny eight year old daughter named Zoë that I am fighting to get Custody of. I have no plans for any other children but have been in relationships with women that had kids and enjoy the family environment.

Geek and a half. I like Sci-Fi more than Fantasy. Big time Trekker but also a Star Wars fan. First job was in a Comic Book Store & worked several Conventions & Trade Shows.

Love Languages, Linguistics; & Language itself. I always have the maximum games going on Words With Friends. Want to go back to school for myself: Linguistics; Languages; Computers; History; & Philosphy.

Majorly into Comedy & Stand Up. Can't get enough. George Carlin was a genius, especially with language. I only saw him live three times (front row seats once for my birthday) and really regret not seeing him more. I was living in Las Vegas for his last three years of life and kept thinking there would be time... I knew his first wife a bit. I played & dealt poker to her in LA. Currently, I am FB Friends with his daughter & widow.

When I first met my ex-wife, she asked me what five things I was looking for in a woman. I said: 1. Smart; 2. Funny; 3. Someone I can trust; 4. Someone that will love me back; & 5. I need a horndog. That about sums it up. Just being straight.
What I’m doing with my life
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I moved to Washington to be closer to my daughter while I fight for Custody. Been in limbo for over a year not getting enough work. For the first time in my career, I am not making decent money quite yet.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dealing Poker but I don't see how that will be relevant here.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My great personality (codeword for my size). The Good, the Bad, & the Ugly: it's all big on me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I read a book every three to seven days but usually have several going simultaneously. I always have a paperback on me, another in the car, one on my nightstand, something in the bathroom. I read lots of nonfiction on Language, Philosophy, & History. Really into spy novels. One of my favorite things is to find a good character/author that I really like & go to the used book store to pick up everything to read in order. If you are love Twilight, you live on a different plane of existence than me. I tried three different times to read it, couldn't get past page 20. Such drivel.
Favorite authors: Lee Child; JD Robb; Richard Stark; JK Rowling; Vince Flynn; David Balducci; John Grisham; David Silva; Sara Paretski; Patricia Cornwell; David Morrell; Isaac Asimov; David Gerrold; Ray Bradbury; Stephen King; Peter David; F. Paul Wilson; Douglas Adams; Robert Ludlum; John Sandford; WEB Griffin; Dan Brown; Rick Bennet; Eric V. Lustbader; RJ Piñeiro; Stuart Woods; Gregory McDonald.

Movies : Highlander; Star Trek; The Great Escape; The American President; The Avengers; Say Anything; The Watchmen; The Hunted; The Big Lewbowski; Memento; The Princess Bride; Escape to Witch Mountain; Back to the Future; Grosse Point Blank; The Adventures of Robin Hood; Spiderman; True Lies; Con Air; The Fugative; Monty Python & the Holy Grail; Three Days of the Condor; Indiana Jones; The Rock; The Abyss; Star Wars; The Bourne Movies; National Treasure; Wargames; The Sting; The Terminator; Rounders; Heat; The Wedding Singer; Office Space; Airplane; Forrest Gump.

TV: The Big Bang Theory is the best show in the History of TV; Highlander; Buck Rogers in the 25th Century; Arrow; Revolution; Battlestar Galactica; Leverage; Blue Bloods; Walking Dead; Mike & Molly; Freaks & Geeks; Castle; Firefly; Shazam!; Lucan; Man from Atlantis; Misfits of Science; Grimm; Good Wife; Mentalist; Revenge; CSI; Criminal Minds; NCIS; Person of Interest; Elementary; Burn Notice; Lie to Me; Warehouse 13; Alphas; The Twilight Zone; The Six Million Dollar Man; The Incredible Hulk; Justified; Suits; Falling Skies; Breaking Bad; Remington Steel; The Daily Show; Black Adder; Royal Pains; In Plain Sight; The Closer; Friends; Mad About You; Seinfeld; Gilligan's Island; The Munsters; Switched at Birth; Flashpoint; Family Ties; Twin Peaks; Kyle XY; Rachel Maddow; White Collar; Alias; Bones; House; Hogan's Heroes; MacGyver; Taxi.

Shows : I like Stand Up Comedy mostly. Never been to an Opera or Ballet but enjoy Plays/Musicals.

Music: I mostly enjoy Parodies & Comedy: Weird Al; Capital Steps; Tom Lehrer; Garfunkle & Oates; Stephen Lynch; Julie Brown. Real music, I enjoy Classic Rock & because I am Class of 1987, 80's music. Not into Rap or Head Banger for the most part. Classical & Jazz is OK but not my thing. Mostly Rock & Roll where I can understand the Lyrics. The words shouldn't just be another sound in the background.

Food: I, obviously, love food (I am an expert eater, do not try this at home). Really love fruit & cheese. Some favorite cuisines: Sushi; Mexican; Thai; Italian; Seafood; Phở; Chinese; Korean BBQ; Teppan; Steak.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lately, I've become addicted to answering OKC questions. I think it helps both sides understand each other better. Not really sure how the Match/Friend/Enemy is figured, though. I have answered a fuckton, all honestly & all publicly. If you want to know anything about me, ask or check out my answers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dealing Poker. I tend to work Swing Shift & sleep daytime.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I hate coffee. I don't even like the smell. Not sure if I'm breaking a law living in the PNW.

Also, Poker is my only Sport or Reality TV. I just never got into watching/caring about sports. Reality TV baffles me as well. So contrived. But, to each their own.
You should message me if
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Anything here sounds compatible with you. I enjoy having fun and am looking for someone to eventually share my life with. We can get a drink or do the dinner & a movie thing or just go to a park to talk and see where it goes.