Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
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i'm 39 years old....you know....like jack benny. marketing is a
i am the ultimate version of... whatever i am. my personality
matches my appearance, and have been as you see me, forever. i
don't like hippies. i dont like commies. i don't like dope fiends.
although i dress like an old-movie texas oil tycoon, and drive a
flashy cadillac car, i'm a very poor boy. i have the mentality,
tastes and point of view of the average guy-on-the-street circa
1960. i think mickey mantle was a great american. i don't like
tattoos near chicks' important parts. i'm the sweetest guy in the
whole world. i like road trips across this great country.
in public, i'm probably the slickest character you'll ever meet.
privately, i have some interests and hobbies that would surprise
you(hopefully in a good way).
THE FOLLOWING WORDS APPEARRING IN YOUR PROFILE JUST MAKE ME TIRED
ALL-OVER: obama, oprah, madonna, gaga, glee, passport, vegan,
india, asia, hiphop, flip-flops.
i love all people. don't take my niceness for stupidity. i'm
deceptively easy-going (so you're not actually getting away with
the B.S. you might be trying to pull).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
the brass ring has eluded me so far. i'm still pitching in, though.
got some big things on the burner. came close many times. great
stories. i keep up appearances and manage to amuse myself in the
meantime. got projects on the fire, even as we speak.
i'm still lots more fun than most of the clowns out there.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being a smartmouth, looking cool, grabbin' up the whole scene,
cuttin' through the crap to get to the truth, making summary
judgments about people, working with numbers, i'm one of those
"walking encyclopedias" with loads of information about everything,
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
exactly what you're noticing
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
i would make a long list of my favorites but odds are(regardless of
how eclectic you might be) you wouldn't be able to identify with
97% of it. but that's ok. funny thing is, my taste would have been
considered incredibly lowbrow and mainstream until the early '70s.
i'm just a little different. here's some stuff:
book: mike mulligan and his steam shovel(a virginia lee burton
childrens' book i read when i was 5, but i still live by it today),
history, biographies, reference books/ music: fats
domino(especially the abc-paramount years and the 1960 sessions
with the overdubbed string arrangements)(see what i mean?). i've
actually been spending years trying to bring back an obsolete pop
sound that as of yet has eluded the retro-revivalist community(MY
LIFE'S GREAT CAUSE. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN ME, THEN THINGS
WOULDN'T WORK OUT). i also like the old nashville-countrypolitan
sound./ movies: "it's a mad mad mad mad world", anything with
timothy carey in it, actually almost any movie/ food: burgers,
steaks, spaghetties, ice cream, cocoa puffs, chocolate candies, dr
pepper, red stag, jack daniels, miller high life/ tv show: 60s
batman(in color), encore western channel, benny hill, abbott and
costello, cannon(a quinn martin production) almost anything
pre-1975/ art: henry darger.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my friends in the tv set, baseball/yankees, cigars, tunes, suits,
what's left of my family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i don't like "fancy, sophisticated, cultured" people. deep down,
i'm just all-gussied-up white trash. not a big fan of the esoteric.
I am anti-intellectual.
i like to play air drums to inappropriate music.
most likely to say: "lemme have a diablo sandwich, a dr pepper and
make it fast--i'm in a godamn hurry."
also, if you can pass for someone in the age range i like, or if
you're too young but extremely cool, that could be ok.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're an earthy, fun-loving girl who likes to get all dressed-up.
your profile doesn't read like your career resume or the info in
the back of your 8x10 glossy. your photo section isn't a mini
travelogue with pictures of you in 16 countries. you're not a fussy
douchebag. you're not looking for a girlfriend with guy parts.
you're not a pretentious snot. you're not a worthless lying
opportunistic punk. you're not a flaky artsy unreliable fly-about
who's lookin' to move to oregon or italy or wherever in a few
months. you're not a sloppy mess. you're not "bipolar", a sociopath
or sportin' a borderline personality disorder. you don't have low
self-esteem. PLEASE, NO FANS OF COOKING OR FOODIE TV SHOWS, NO, NO
NO (i like eating, but not as a spectator sport).
If you know who ernie freeman was and what great thing he did that
has enriched my world, i'll marry you (other qualifications
does the word "xenophobia" mean anything to you?
c'mon! i won't bite! i'm a million laughs!
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