i'm 39 years old....you know....like jack benny. marketing is a fascinating science.
i am the ultimate version of... whatever i am. my personality matches my appearance, and have been as you see me, forever. i don't like hippies. i dont like commies. i don't like dope fiends. although i dress like an old-movie texas oil tycoon, and drive a flashy cadillac car, i'm a very poor boy. i have the mentality, tastes and point of view of the average guy-on-the-street circa 1960. i think mickey mantle was a great american. i don't like tattoos near chicks' important parts. i'm the sweetest guy in the whole world. i like road trips across this great country.
in public, i'm probably the slickest character you'll ever meet. privately, i have some interests and hobbies that would surprise you(hopefully in a good way).
THE FOLLOWING WORDS APPEARRING IN YOUR PROFILE JUST MAKE ME TIRED ALL-OVER: obama, oprah, madonna, gaga, glee, passport, vegan, india, asia, hiphop, flip-flops.
i love all people. don't take my niceness for stupidity. i'm deceptively easy-going (so you're not actually getting away with the B.S. you might be trying to pull).