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26 M Charlotte, NC

My Details

Last Online
Jun 19
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm Nathan, and my sense of humor is the fuel that pushes me through each and every day, and the more people I can bring that humor to, the better. I am an intellectual at heart and pride myself on my wit, although I frequently slip in pop culture references for some added flavor. I'm a distraction with legs.

I'm a fairly standard guy. I'm a diehard Panthers fan and a fan of sports in general. I'm an absolute ball of destruction and things around me break, often for no reason and beyond the realm of physics. I love talking and the art of conversation and will gladly drink the night away trading stories with people. I love the simple pleasures, but I also love a good dose of adventurous misbehaving.

I'm not your normal cup of gay tea (why does that sound so unappetizing?), but if you can get past my peculiarities, I'm actually a pretty cool guy. At least, I think so.
What I’m doing with my life
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I tend bar at a restaurant. When I'm not doing that, I'm usually at home in alternating states of "sleeping" and "about to be sleeping". I play video games, dabble in writing, and record the occasional EDM track in my free time. Failing that, you can find me out looking for some new trouble to get myself into.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty good at making people laugh. I can write well, save for my perpetual writer's block. I can't read sheet music, but I can play the piano by ear fairly decently. I have an unnatural talent for accidentally stumbling into excellent innuendos. I'm very good at sleeping; I'm terrible at waking back up.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The first thing people usually notice about me is that I'm not naked. After that, probably my sense of humor, followed closely by my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - My interests vary wildly, but I love Stephen King, and am a huge fan of any book filled to the brim with useless trivia.

Movies - I love a good manly action flick, anything sci-fi, and horror. Horror, horror, horror. I've accidentally turned myself into a horror connoisseur.

TV - Whatever's on Netflix that I haven't watched yet. My favorites are Mythbusters, Archer, Bob's Burgers, MST3K and Top Gear (UK).

Music - Alt-rock, roots music and electronic. I love Coheed and Cambria, The Decemberists, Daft Punk, VNV Nation, and many more.

Food - If it's edible and won't destroy my stomach, I'm game.

Games - Most racing, most puzzle, Skyrim, Borderlands 2, and others. I like the occasional FPS but the later into my twenties I get the more online multiplayer just pisses me off.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My absurdly comfortable bed
2. Music
3. My awesome cat
4. Adventure
5. Having the next day to repair the chaos I caused the previous day
6. The awesomely weird people the world throws at me
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The wealth of useless trivia swirling around in the rafters of my brain occupies most of my thoughts, but I'm always dreaming up some new story or song to try my hand at crafting.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting ready to go to bed, since I open Saturday mornings.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I could crash the entire website with a list of private things I'm willing to admit. I'm an open book. If there's anything specific, just ask.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You should message me if your life would not be complete without a wildly impulsive, deeply loyal joker in it.

You should also message me because I most likely won't message you first. For all my confidence I'm a little shy when it comes to making initial contact. If you're interested, message me.