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electrosaurus

34 San Francisco, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:32am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
These profiles are mostly worthless, so let's just get together already.

Really short story: I'm pretty sure I'm a handful 99.9% of the time.

Unlike the rest of you, my interests can be summed up in this handy bulleted list:
- Brilliant conversation (clever social critiques, economics, poop jokes, etc)
- Brains (in vivo, in vitro, in silico, embodied, yours)
- Design
- Dancing dirty
- Science!
- Making music
- Delicious places to eat (cajun and caribbean, I miss you)
- Cat videos on youtube
- Art
- Live shows
- Making fun of you
- Ultimate, soccer, and rock climbing
- The Oxford comma (see above, below, and right here!)

I am a perpetually optimistic cynic, and it shows. I have been described as: "more east coast than west coast", "a good bad boy", "charmingly obnoxious", and "kind of a cartoon character". I have manners.

Everything I say is really just another line in one life-long-running mockumentary.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Everything I can. Having an existential crisis.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Raising a ruckus.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am not a pony.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
D.A.N.C.E.
A little less conversation.
Bad Dream Mama.
Hang with me.
Ring of fire.
Runaway.
Crazy.
I want you back.
Over and Over.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Brilliant conversation.
Fancy words.
Dance parties.
Facetiousness.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
So many things. All the things!

The gutter.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually anywhere but my house.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My heart pumps black sparkles.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
As for you: Brilliant, beautiful, whip-smart, crazy (good crazy, not bad crazy), outgoing, creative, and liberal. Preferably you can put up with my ridiculousness.

Or: You're foreign and are willing to marry me so I can escape this crazy government (I am only mostly joking).

Or: You want to push me out of my comfort zone.

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