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elegantcoolman

27 Los Angeles, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 24
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Indian
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Hinduism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), Tamil (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi. I'm Anish. I believe the most valuable thing in life is presence. When the mind is still and clear and absorbed completely in the present moment, everything is radiantly joyful and correct action arises spontaneously and effortlessly.

I enjoy listening to people's stories and learning from them. I believe everyone you encounter is there to teach you something. You just have to know how to truly listen.

I do not believe in any individual god or gods... I believe that the universe itself is conscious in a way we can never truly understand. It is engaged in a search for meaning, so it breaks itself apart, investing its own consciousness in every form of life. We are the universe, trying to understand itself.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Accumulating tokens and cornering various markets. But this is just on the outside. On the inside I am different (as I suspect all insides are).

In my spare time I enjoy tugging my beard and pondering the thingness of things. Sometimes I will write manifestos on the implications of thinginess, and consider turning those implications into an avant-garde reality tv show. I sometimes get drunk and demand money from the homeless to make my dream a reality. I'm tired of everyone shooting down my dreams!

Needless to say, my insides have other hobbies.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Surrealist zoology, capoeira*, word play, super smash bros 64, juggling a soccer ball, being best friends with other peoples' cats, catching absurdities, wrestling them to the ground, acquiring their secrets. Oh! I am also adept at not talking about myself. Also really good at handstands, ice cream, and watching adventure time.

*Capoeira: Afro-brazilian martial art featuring dancing music and acrobatics. (Widely regarded as the sexiest martial art.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I guess I get a lot of compliments about how many teeth I have. I'm not proud of it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
No time for any of this. I wake up in the morning and eat a breakfast of contracts, followed by paperwork* and invoices for lunch, and bic pens and pleated slacks** for dinner. Thank God for "coffee" to support my fast-paced modern lifestyle!***
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1)music
2)spontaneity
3)book-learnin
4)a-ha moments, in which the universe whispers sweet nothings in my ear
5)pehdtsckjmba gestalt (see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOrG1r3S6ZA)
6)oxygen-breathing weaklings

(I could do without arbitrary lists)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-myth, narrative, and metaphor
-the world as external will
-movement and cognitive frames
-natural rhythms
-rad ecology
-monism vs. mechanism, mechanization, brand-worship, levels of being, luddites, transcendant experience, etc
-spin kicks
-blah blah blah
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
"Proverbial"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an adult. I make my own airplane noises when I eat with a spoon.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are a practicing radical,
you know how to talk good,
this section of your profile isn't full of negativity

OR

if you want to help me with my reality tv show, starting with its title. the theme of the first episode will be "what constitutes 'thinginess?" in other words, "what makes a thing different from a non-thing, or no-thing?" furthermore, how can things perform verbs? This is important!

OR

if you want to discuss the particular sadness of lemon cake.

*coloring books
**loin cloths
***sunny D laced with acid