Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Personalities are fictituous. So I won't write about what I like
and dislike or how many books I've read. We can connect on a deeper
level than that. You and I are the same - only we've put on
different masks and are playing hide and seek with each other. What
we truly are is the one, universal field of awareness - the ground
and substance of all existence. Let's become fully present to life
and say more to each other in silence than with any number of
That being said, I do enjoy listening to people's stories and
learning from them. Everyone you encounter is there to teach you
something. You just have to know how to truly listen.
I do not believe in any individual god or gods... I believe that
the universe itself is conscious in a way we can never truly
understand. It is engaged in a search for meaning, so it breaks
itself apart, investing its own consciousness in every form of
life. We are the universe, trying to understand itself.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Accumulating tokens and cornering various markets. But this is just
on the outside. On the inside I am different (as I suspect all
In my spare time I enjoy tugging my beard and pondering the
thingness of things. Sometimes I will write manifestos on the
implications of thinginess, and consider turning those implications
into an avant-garde reality tv show. I sometimes get drunk and
demand money from the homeless to make my dream a reality. I'm
tired of everyone shooting down my dreams!
Needless to say, my insides have other hobbies.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Surrealist zoology, capoeira*, word play, super smash bros 64,
juggling a soccer ball, being best friends with other peoples'
cats, catching absurdities, wrestling them to the ground, acquiring
their secrets. Oh! I am also adept at not talking about myself.
Also really good at handstands, ice cream, and watching adventure
*Capoeira: Afro-brazilian martial art featuring dancing music and
acrobatics. (Widely regarded as the sexiest martial art.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I guess I get a lot of compliments about how many teeth I have. I'm
not proud of it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
No time for any of this. I wake up in the morning and eat a
breakfast of contracts, followed by paperwork* and invoices for
lunch, and bic pens and pleated slacks** for dinner. Thank God for
"coffee" to support my fast-paced modern lifestyle!***
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
4)a-ha moments, in which the universe whispers sweet nothings in my
5)pehdtsckjmba gestalt (see
(I could do without arbitrary lists)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-myth, narrative, and metaphor
-the world as external will
-movement and cognitive frames
-monism vs. mechanism, mechanization, brand-worship, levels of
being, luddites, transcendant experience, etc
-blah blah blah
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an adult. I make my own airplane noises when I eat with a
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are a practicing radical,
you know how to talk good,
this section of your profile isn't full of negativity
if you want to help me with my reality tv show, starting with its
title. the theme of the first episode will be "what constitutes
'thinginess?" in other words, "what makes a thing different from a
non-thing, or no-thing?" furthermore, how can things perform verbs?
This is important!
if you want to discuss the particular sadness of lemon cake.
***sunny D laced with acid
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