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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
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5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body type
Mostly vegetarian
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I'd much rather know your Hogwarts House than your Meyers-Briggs type.

I collect elephants - stuffed elephants, wooden elephants, glass elephants, elephant jewelry, elephant print socks, and an elephant tattoo. It's totally charming and not at all weird.

I really enjoying singing, and have maybe 63% of a good voice (on a good day). Singing in the car is my favorite, singing to the dogs at work is a close second.

I find it really difficult to fake a smile for photos, as I'm sure you can see for yourself - I'm not a sourpuss in real life, I swear. I'm working on taking some cheerier pictures...

I am a big talker, AND a big listener.

My new car is named after a character in Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory.

I make a pot of homemade tomato sauce (almost) every Sunday night.

My "Personality" tab on here is pretty on the nose. I'm not overly friendly to strangers, but I'm quite literary.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work with dogs, and I work with kids (not at the same time). I often come home either physically or mentally exhausted, but almost never both at once.

I finished my Master's in Education in December...I'm still recovering.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I read quite fast.
Dogs and cats generally think I'm awesome.
I can nap pretty much anywhere, anytime.
I'm usually pretty well informed about the day's news.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Red hair, blue eyes...but if I'm being realistic, probably my décolletage.

Red lipstick.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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currently reading - Homicide: A Year on the Killing Streets by David Simon
currently watching - The Wire

Just a few books:
The Given Day/Live By Night/Mystic River/Shutter Island by Dennis Lehane
Oryx and Crake/The Year of the Flood/MaddAddam by Margaret Atwood
Harry Potter and the... by J.K. Rowling
Popular Crime by Bill James
White Oleander by Janet Fitch
The Century Trilogy by Ken Follett
The Virgin Suicides/Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenides
Station Eleven by Emily St. John Mandel**best new book I've read lately
Biographies - Marilyn Monroe, JFK, Charles Manson

A smidgen of movies:
It's a Wonderful Life
I Love You, Phillip Morris
Almost Famous
Midnight in Paris
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Reality Bites
crime documentaries

A dollop of shows:
Mad Men
Boardwalk Empire
Rupaul's Drag Race
Six Feet Under
Breaking Bad
Shameless (US)

A smattering of music:
Regina Spektor
Ben Folds
Brand New
The Beatles
Death Cab for Cutie
The Hold Steady
pop-punk from when I was in high school (early 00's)

A mouthful of food:
spinach pie
potato skins
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. my cats, Danvers and Spaz. My most darling sunshines.
2. dogs, as a species
3. cannabis
4. a comfortable, well made bed -- NO fucking top sheet.
5. the internet
6. a really great book
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What my favorite books would be like if they focused on a different character.

Also - sonder: noun. "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own—populated with their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries and inherited craziness—an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep underground, with elaborate passageways to thousands of other lives that you’ll never know existed, in which you might appear only once, as an extra sipping coffee in the background, as a blur of traffic passing on the highway, as a lighted window at dusk."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
tired, but open to suggestions.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I often do the dishes in my underwear because I tend to splash water around - I don't have a dishwasher. I also don't have a bathtub. I really miss having a bathtub.
You should message me if
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You like the same TV shows and want to discuss them in detail. Or if you want to watch one of my favorite shows for the first time and let me live vicariously through you.

You're an eloquent wordsmith.

You are an advocate of the daily nap.

You want to ask me something that ISN'T already stated on here - reading comprehension is so fucking sexy.

if I can use your bathtub.