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elephant_tree

26 F Revere, MA

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:57pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Fall is fast approaching, which means I'm looking for someone to watch "Hocus Pocus" with.

I collect elephants - stuffed elephants, wooden elephants, glass elephants, elephant jewelry, elephant print socks, and an elephant tattoo. It's totally charming and not at all weird...

I have three (small) tattoos, and my next tattoo will be of a halved avocado.

If you have a dog in your profile picture, I will click it.

I really enjoying singing, and have maybe 63% of a good voice (on a good day). Singing in the car is my favorite.

I get stressed when I can't decide what to do for dinner. I like cooking for someone else, it makes the decision process much less harrowing.

I find it really difficult to fake a smile for photos.

I often have to wake up around 5am for work and completely hate it, every single morning.

My car is always a mess. My apartment is usually pretty clean, albeit cat-hairy and cluttered.

I am a TOP NOTCH gift-giver.

My "Personality" tab on here is pretty on the nose. I'm not terribly friendly to strangers, but I'm quite literary.

I'd much rather know your Hogwarts House than your Meyers-Briggs type.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work with dogs. I love working with dogs, and will try to talk to you about the dogs I work with. Dogs dogs dogs. You've been warned.

Also finishing my Master's in Education.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I read quite fast.
Dogs and cats generally think I'm awesome.
I can nap pretty much anywhere, anytime.
I'm usually pretty well informed about the day's news.
I write fantastic replies to Craigslist ads for jobs and apartments.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Red hair, blue eyes...but if I'm being realistic, probably boobs. I feel as though I was very justified in choosing "curvy" over on that list to the right.

Red lipstick.

Sometimes, I really try and put myself together before I go out and sometimes, I really don't give a shit at all. There's very little middle ground with me - I suppose this is true in a broader sense, as well. My mom says I'm a ragamuffin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This is the abridged version -

Just a few books:
The Given Day/Live By Night/Mystic River/Shutter Island by Dennis Lehane
Oryx and Crake/The Year of the Flood/MaddAddam by Margaret Atwood
Harry Potter and the... by J.K. Rowling
Popular Crime by Bill James
White Oleander by Janet Fitch
The Virgin Suicides/Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenides
Biographies - Marilyn Monroe, JFK, Charles Manson

A smidgen of movies:
Hook
It's a Wonderful Life
I Love You, Phillip Morris
Almost Famous
Se7en
Zodiac
Midnight in Paris
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Now and Then

A dollop of shows:
Mad Men
Boardwalk Empire
Rupaul's Drag Race
Six Feet Under
Veronica Mars
OITNB
Californication
Masters of Sex

A smattering of music:
Sublime
Regina Spektor
Ben Folds
Brand New
The Beatles
Nirvana
Death Cab for Cutie
old pop-punk from when I was in high school

A mouthful of food:
spinach pie
avocado
cheese
raspberries
potato skins
tacos
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. my cats, Danvers and Spaz. My most darling sunshines.
2. dogs, as a species
3. cannabis
4. a comfortable, well made bed -- NO fucking top sheet.
5. the internet
6. a really great book
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What my favorite books would be like if they focused on a different character.

How some people manage to make the exact same face in all of their OkCupid photos.

What am I going to do when Mad Men is over for good?

Also - sonder: noun. "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own—populated with their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries and inherited craziness—an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep underground, with elaborate passageways to thousands of other lives that you’ll never know existed, in which you might appear only once, as an extra sipping coffee in the background, as a blur of traffic passing on the highway, as a lighted window at dusk."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...somewhere between Thursday and Saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I listen to audio books whenever I go to sleep. I'm 26 and I don't see this stopping anytime soon. It is my ultimate comfort thing.

I own three coloring books, and I'm pretty good at staying inside the lines.

I usually do my dishes in my underwear because I tend to splash water around.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know what 'reddit', 'tetrahydrocannabinol', 'spanakopita', and 'mochi' are, and would like to spend an evening partaking in all four.

You like the same tv shows and want to discuss them in detail. Or if you want to watch one of my favorite shows for the first time and let me live vicariously through you.

You are an advocate of the daily nap.

**Please note -- The only way I'll respond to a message that ONLY says "hey" is if the sender is Ryan Gosling, Ron Weasley or Christina Hendricks.**