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elevenfiftysix

19 F Toronto, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 11
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Who am I? Some people call me the night and the darkness. There's a rumor going around campus that I killed a man over a curling match. I once made a Buddhist monk so mad he gestured angrily at me with a shovel. At least one of those things was true.

I go to UW. I used to be on the improv team. I should do that again. I'm moving to Toronto for the winter co-op term, so I'm looking to meet some cool people and explore!

I want to experience life. I want to go out on an adventure and not get home until 6AM. I want to go see live music. I want to laugh with someone over coffee. I don't want to just go to work everyday and let my twenties pass me by.

Oh, and I'm fat - not fishing for compliments fat, legitimately having difficulty clothes shopping fat. If that bugs you, move along.
What I’m doing with my life
Studying math to maybe do something cool someday. Or I could chuck it all and run off to Switzerland to become a tortured writer. Seems more tempting by the day.
I’m really good at
Math... at least compared to people who don't go to Waterloo. Writing. Telling stories... sometimes. Giving head rubs.
The first things people usually notice about me
My long, luxurious, flowing mane of hair. Or my dry sense of humour.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Potter Series; Artemis Fowl Series; The Disappearing Spoon; Catch 22; Thief of Time (Terry Pratchett!); The Last Question (Asimov, woo); Surely You're Joking, Mr Feynman; The Man Who Mistook His Wife For a Hat; and everything else.

TV - Doctor Who, Sherlock, Firefly, Dollhouse, Whose Line Is It Anyway, Adventure Time.

Music - Scissor Sisters, Macklemore, Beatles. Mika, Chameleon Circuit, Ministry of Magic, Panic! At the Disco, Tim Minchin, Steam Powered Giraffe, Peter Fox, Bligg, Caro Emerald, and the soundtrack of Doctor Who.

My kingdom for veal stew. Mmmm, dead baby animals. My stomach is a graveyard! Also mashed potatoes, and strawberries with sugar.
The six things I could never do without
Hugs
Stories
The GRT
Welcome to Night Vale
Ingress
My friends
On a typical Friday night I am
Maybe I'm performing in a poetry slam. Maybe I'm drowning in deals at Honest Ed's. Maybe I'm out on my bike playing ingress. Maybe I'm in with my friends, playing Cards Against Humanity. Maybe I'm on reddit. Or maybe... I'm with you?!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Either that I secretly enjoy One Direction, or that I'm filled with self-doubt. Oh, wait, was this supposed to be sexual?
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Please for the love of god it's 'you' not 'u'.
Message me if you can think of an interesting question to ask.
I probably won't answer if you're over 23 even if you do seem cool, sorry.