I'm a complete social reject, and it's cool. I'm clumsy as hell and it's also cool.
My kitty is my offspring, and she is my precious <3. I also have a pet green tree python. She is gorgeous and cooler than you.
I'm a freak and a weirdo, and I don't give a shit. It just means that...I. AM. AWESOME.
I am abnormal, fatuous, and confused.
If you are into religion, then you are an idiot. If you think homeopathy actually works and isn't a scam, then you are a complete dumbass.