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elfinboneflower

26 F Victoria, British Columbia, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
It's annoying when people only have one picture of themselves on their profile. I mean, you can't see everything with just one picture--at least several pictures are needed so you can see the person at different angles. Just one picture; that's so lame. Seriously, if you only have one picture, don't message me. Really. ANYone with only one picture has some form of mental retardation. Really. I mean, I would never have just one profile picture. That's just stupid.

I'm a complete social reject, and it's cool. I'm clumsy as hell and it's also cool.

My kitty is my offspring, and she is my precious <3. I also have a pet green tree python. She is gorgeous and cooler than you.

I'm a freak and a weirdo, and I don't give a shit. It just means that...I. AM. AWESOME.

I am abnormal, fatuous, and confused.

If you are into religion, then you are an idiot. If you think homeopathy actually works and isn't a scam, then you are a complete dumbass.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm doing something with it. It doesn't matter to you one way or the other. TOO BAD.
I’m really good at
Acting stupid, making a fool of myself, getting embarrassed, staring at people, being clumsy, being confused? O_O Buy this vacuum!
The first things people usually notice about me
I have deer ears on my head. Real ones. It rubs the lotion on its hide...

I smile too much and don't know how to talk? Ummmm... hi? I'm awkward?

*strokes non existent beard*
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Fud fud fud in my tummy and NOW THE FOOD HAS WORMS FROM ME. XD

And blah blah blah BLAH blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

...

Mhmm.
The six things I could never do without
Sleep, chapstick, kleenex, music, Asians O_O.... one more one more....ummmmm... yeah no I'm going to be anal! Or um, say anal... anus? *cough* Food, shelter, water, a way to keep warm. This isn't much fun. I'm stopping and going away now. *sulks*

I blame you.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Certain people I've met, the fantasies in my head... I don't think. I KNOW. Cow. But not. As in... no, I don't know. Yes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sleeping? Being stupid. Stupid. Where is for Ken. Messing around on the computer. Staring out the window as my eye twitches 0_o
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like going through the fridge, taking out all the old and moldy things, dumping it all into the sink, and then...

MUSH IT TOGETHER WITH MY BARE HANDS. Ahhh, life is good. *is content*
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Nuuuuuuuupe, not gonna do it. Wouldn't be prudent.