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elfmanguy

35 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 24–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:15pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Black
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Japanese

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a half breed, born and raised in Southern California, Los Angeles to be exact. A rarity in L.A. The two halves that represent the whole are Black and Japanese if you're wondering, but most people struggle to figure out what the hell I actually am. I get Latino the most, but I have also gotten Filipino and Indian in the past. Go figure. I am a lover of film and food and music. I used to love to draw but I haven't done so in recent times, but I definitely have an interest in getting back into it. I like to write whenever I am motivated to do so. I also like to walk..... a lot.

Just a few adjectives that accurately describe me:
• Creative
• Patient
• Sarcastic
• Considerate
• Non-judgmental
• Observant
• Kind
• Reasonable (I'm so reasonable that I'm unreasonably reasonable.)
• Fair
• Consistent
• Humble
• Understanding
• A tad misanthropic (but in the most charming way possible)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to get by in this nutty world while keeping myself as happy as I can and basically just trying not to be a horrible, douchebag of a human being. I also travel to Japan a lot. Working in the entertainment industry affords me a bit of free time here and there. I also do web graphic design and I'm also currently writing a fair amount these days. Several novelettes are my goal.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
• Listening
• Walking
• Observing
• Crime fighting
• Giving massages
• Badminton
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
• My beautiful, sultry eyes
• My sultry, beautiful eye lashes
• My lovely bald head
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS:
The Harry Potter series, Napalm and Silly Putty, Various Graphic Novels, The God Delusion, The Graveyard Book, The Book of General Ignorance. I'm currently working through His Dark Materials, The Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy, American Gods and On the Origin of Species.

MOVIES:
Ghostbusters, Star Wars (all of them. I am a Star Wars apologist), The Back to the Future Trilogy, Sideways, Lady Vengeance, Thirst, The Full Monty, The Incredibles, Ratatouille, Memories of Murder, Tokyo Godfathers, The Host, Mary and Max, World's Greatest Dad, Kamikaze Girls, The King's Speech, The Dark Knight, Amélie, In Bruges, Mary Poppins, Hong Kong Cinema, and 90% of Tim Burton's film library as well as many, MANY others

MUSIC:
Adele, Arcade Fire, Oingo Boingo, Danny Elfman, John Williams, The Skatalites, Sambomaster, Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra, Asian Kung Fu Generation, Sakerock, Shiina Ringo, Mr. Children, They Might Be Giants, Chopin, The Vandals, Nofx, Pennywise, Flogging Molly.

FOOD:
Big junk food fan. I do enjoy the extraordinary culinary efforts put forth by many classy establishments such as Taco Bell, Fatburger and In-N-Out. But I'm laying off of the fast food for the time being. Heart's gotta beat you know. I am extremely fond of Japanese, Korean, and Italian cooking. And there's nothing like a good Mac and cheese.

TV SHOWS:
Extras, The Office (Both versions but I have a special affinity for the British Version), Spaced, QI, Gilligan's Island
Arrested Development (It's back!!!), Pushing Daisies (R.I.P.), Firefly (R.I.P.), The Big Bang Theory, Modern Family, Real Time With Bill Maher, Fargo, Top Gear, Louie, Peep Show, Downton Abbey, Sherlock, An Idiot Abroad, Misfits, Doctor Who, Battlestar Galactica, Breaking Bad, Family Tree, Veep, The Walking Dead.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
• Film
• Creativity
• Critical Thinking / Reasoning Skills
• Friends
• Food
• Rationality
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
• Life
• How the world works
• How the universe works
• How the human mind works
• Traveling
• Food. I think a lot about food.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Writing, watching things, hanging with friends. I may have a beer from time to time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to willingly watch American Idol. And I don't drive, which automatically takes me out of the running as a potential suitor for a lot of you. But such is life.
You should message me if
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• You want to.

• You pay attention to this particular section of a person's profile and it means anything to you.

• You are NOT judgmental. If there's one thing I can't stand is being unfairly judged for what I do and don't have or my likes and dislikes, etc. I won't judge you in this manner so please do not judge me this way. :)

• You need/want and are looking for friends of the male variety.

• You have something to get off of your chest and you really just need to talk.

• We have similar likes and hates.

• You speak Japanese.

• If you don't speak Japanese but would like to learn and/or have an interest in it.

• If you speak any language, really.

• You enjoy fast food, or any type of food for that matter. Foodies are fun!

• You love visiting Disneyland and you REALLY need someone to accompany you.

• You lean towards liberal views. Conservatives are also welcome if you think we'd get along but I'm extremely liberal on most issues, just to warn you.

• You consider yourself a skeptic/atheist. If you believe in things like god(s), astrology, karma, ghosts, conspiracy theories, homeopathy/natural cures, etc., we may get along, but I will mock those things and I will mock them a lot.

• You really, really want to.