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My self-summary Propose an edit

Motivation is relative. I'm busy planning things subliminally. Looking to get out of the computer business. Bookkeeping could be retro. I'll throw away my cell phone and live on a beach somewhere. Barcelona? It's a city, it's a beach. It's a city & a beach. I do miss New Orleans however.

I am artistic but lack the ability to draw coherently, silly, intelligent, dumb, weird, shy, outgoing, relaxed, introspective, mindful, most of all, I am not actually a cat. Well, I might be a cat, at least in my next life.

I refuse to wear a seatbelt while riding in the back of a car and I've been beaten down by the law and after my 5th seat belt ticket as a driver, I'm conforming. I'm conforming, O.K!

Overall, I'm extremely easy going & adaptable to whatever is around me, not unlike an Ituri Chameleon.

I like that when I look at my own profile here I'm not completely my own Match or Friend. I guess that makes a bit of sense.

I constantly eat out, I really like desserts but never at the same resturant where I have my meal.

It's not unlike me to drive WAY too far for my own entertainment. Driving to get tea seems like overkill. Luckily I've received my order of Acai! It's hard to drive and find Acai, unless you are in the rainforest, and then it's just hard to drive. I will drive to New Orleans for an omlette.

I really would like to have more pictures where I smile but... but.. I must not like the people I hang around with when my picture is taken. I must not like people. I don't like people. I guess that is negative and I should meditate or do some yoga now. I don't hate you.

Recently I've begun to put soap on my hands before I start to wash them. It's a strange sensation.

I like to sit at a coffee shop and watch people come and go. It's hard to find that in the states. The further I go from the USA to more interesting the people watching becomes.

I'm a big fan of not telling on people. That's no fun. Let them make their mistakes, it's character building.

I seem to be slowly building this profile, let us pretend it's a work in progress. Everybody likes to pretend.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

I just took a job that will be 95% telecommute, I need to find a good city in which to live. Let the search begin...

Just switched from a key lock to a combination lock, what a difference! Those things are sweet.

I started 'SuperSlow' training. I hope to become strong! I'll be able to open the tops of peanut butter jars and gain enough confidence to ride on an escalator. I know it doesn't take strength to ride an escalator but it's the inner strength I'll gain that will allow me to accomplish any task.

What is all this about love the work you do and it's not work. I'd like to find the person who first said that in a dark alley.

I like to sit outside cafes and drink coffee, tea or throw large rocks on people's feet while i think about how not to put salt in my eye.

I recently spent a few nights as a pedicab driver, taking over a shift as a favor for a friend. What I have learned: Americans are fat! I think that job would be worthwhile if they charged by the pound, not by the distance.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Give it to me, I'll figure it out for you... or at least give you a hint. It's fixed, good, now I'll take it from you, you probably don't need it anyway.

recently i've been thinking about cupcakes. i really didn't like cupcakes until recently. sugar, icing, eggs, those poor baby chickens. mmmmm, cupcakes.

i'm thinking of starting a blog. typing all those letters though, one after another, i'll have to have someone tell one me. i'm telling on you.

i wish i could change my screen name here, i don'y speak spanish well however i do like the number 71, it's cool.

i'm going to relate something to you, i'm ready to go for a swim however i HATE swimming. it's too much trouble! only if i have to save a baby that went under, is this making sense. help, i'm starting to feel like a prostitute in a bubble gum factory.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

Kissing on both sides of the cheeks is cool, they don't do that much here in the states, people don't really like to touch here I'm finding, it must be an American thing.

My incredible parking skills perpetuates my reputation. You couldn't believe how helpful it is to be the king of parking. 'Look at that guy driving down the road, I bet he gets a good parking spot.' I can't really practice parking here in Orlando because it's not a real city (I've already been contacted by the city officials about this comment but I'm not going to remove it from this profile, I'm rebellious). Since I left New York however I find it's not so important to have this kind of luck. Can i trade it for something?

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

Help him! Help him! Help who? Help the bombardier! I'm the bombardier. I'm all right. Then help him. Help him!

Pynchon always comes to mind, after reading Pynchon everything seems pretty easy. Ideally, a perfectly contructed Pynchon sentence, the poignancy of an Atwood quote and the wit of Bryson. I'd like to read that book.

Live music is still interesting to me, no matter how much I try to shake it. I have all these CD's but I would much rather see it in person. Let me have my language tapes in the car. I know know the basics of French, Spanish and Romanian, well at least enough to ask someone over for a drink. New Orelans roots music still tops my list as I continue this desire to spend more time near the bayou. Anders Osborne, Tab Benoit, Jon Cleary...

although my favorite album is of a different genre, that Neutral Milk Hotel album, so good! I haven't been out to see live music like I used too. Once I settle things here in Orlando I'll be back to the festivals and shows. It's warm here you know. Today it's probably over 100, not Celsius, otherwise I would have a bit of a problem. Can I have some water? Do I like to ask questions?

I'm cold...

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

It would be hard for me to live without a car. An unlimited supply of fuel would be nice. Let's all work on alternative power so we can have limitless travel. Live music, travel as much as you can, spread kindness. Yes, please tell Morley I'm doing my best to spread kindness.

My ipod, wait, i don't have an ipod... Your ipod. Well, just knowing you have an ipod. Apple is making too much money and is evil as all multinational corporation [Note to Apple: Send me some money and I'll remove the last comment].

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

Thinking is overrated. Live in the moment, there will be plenty of time to worry later. I'll just let things come to me but I do like to think about acai, guarana, over chlorinated pools and Banyan trees. I forgot to eat acai yesterday. When is yesterday anyway. It's confusing to think about it while typing. What will yesterday be to you, the reader?

Meditation, isn't that clever.

My next tattoo, the last one I got was just um... um... I forgot, somewhere in the early 90's, go figure.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Seeing live music, sounds like a Friday night to me. Traveling to a new location. What is wrong with going out on the weekdays and staying in on a Friday. Another letter is in the works. Dear Friday night, what have you been doing to the general population. They get all crazy and the hospitals have more than they can handle. Please try and be more like Tuesday. Thanks in advance Friday. Yours, Daniel

If I'm not seeing music I'm avoiding work, trying to plan my next trip overseas, finding bags of money in the woods while searching for Bigfoot or squinting my eyes from the bright lights of the moon.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

Privacy, interesting concept. I'll write a book about that. If I see a door with a private sign on it, i like to remove it, I should carry a screwdriver.

I just realized if you put your cup directly under the ice machine the ice doesn't fly everywhere. How could I have just learned that? I guess I'm still a student, damn.

I don't seem to smile in photographs and like the word photograph over picture. Snapshot out-trumps them both though.

I've been teary eyed over sentimental movies. I'm not a crier.

I watch Judge Judy and People's Court, I am not a criminal.

You should message me if Propose an edit

You have some sort of head trauma, you've been in a mental ward at some point or have a distorted perception of how the world functions.

or maybe you want to see a show. People watch. Cause trouble. Or have an affinity for the word 'meow'. Well, we can try and stay out of trouble for now. I need more travel. Meow.

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