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30 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:52pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm Eliot. I'm from Seattle. I play music (don't worry I'm also gainfully employed). I am always looking for a good pun. I believe that a mission burrito is a well-balanced meal, especially at two am. I'm not sure if well-balanced actually has a hyphen or not, and that bothers me; remind me to look it up. I have a graduate degree in music history, both Beethoven and rap.I have a penchant for ill-timed jokes (again, not sure on the hyphen). Its okay though, cause ill-timed jokes create awkward, and awkward is funny, right?
What I’m doing with my life
Playing music, checking out as many scenes as possible, making as many friends as possible, and working a 9-5 in the fashion industry to pay for it all.
I’m really good at
kickin it old school
The first things people usually notice about me
My awkward yet infectious smile and the way it compliments the crazy colors and or patterns I am wearing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like things that are either really good or really bad. Mediocrity kills. More specifically:
Books:Catch 22, Can't Stop Won't Stop, Real Country, Beethoven Hero, The Fortress of Solitude
Movies: Lebowski, The Dark Knight, Woodstock, Coachella, The Puffy Chair
Music: DJ Screw, R Kelly, RH Factor, James Brown, Goodybagg, Nomo, Antibalas, Oliver Nelson, Basie, Das Vibenbass, Isaac Hayes, and that doo-wop quartet that sings downtown by Westlake Center. I love hating on Kanye West (Did he really rhyme 'be so' with ' dr. evil'...honestly...)
Food: anything but TGIFridays!!!! (or equivalent)
The six things I could never do without
My friends, my trombone, my bike, puns, the Mission, 808 breakbeats.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How ridiculous people a good way.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either burnt out cause I pretended that Thursday night was Friday night, or out doin' something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Haha, that I have a profile on this website.
(Since that's a cop out: I spend an inordinate amount of time playing chess on the internet...pretty risque...)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like having fun