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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 27
5' 10" (1.78m)
Judaism and laughing about it
Post grad
Might want kids
English (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm Eliot. I'm from Seattle. I play music (don't worry I'm also gainfully employed). I am always looking for a good pun. I believe that a mission burrito is a well-balanced meal, especially at two am. I'm not sure if well-balanced actually has a hyphen or not, and that bothers me; remind me to look it up. I have a graduate degree in music history, both Beethoven and rap.I have a penchant for ill-timed jokes (again, not sure on the hyphen). Its okay though, cause ill-timed jokes create awkward, and awkward is funny, right?
What I’m doing with my life
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Playing music, checking out as many scenes as possible, making as many friends as possible, and working a 9-5 in the fashion industry to pay for it all.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
kickin it old school
The first things people usually notice about me
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My awkward yet infectious smile and the way it compliments the crazy colors and or patterns I am wearing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like things that are either really good or really bad. Mediocrity kills. More specifically:
Books:Catch 22, Can't Stop Won't Stop, Real Country, Beethoven Hero, The Fortress of Solitude
Movies: Lebowski, The Dark Knight, Woodstock, Coachella, The Puffy Chair
Music: DJ Screw, R Kelly, RH Factor, James Brown, Goodybagg, Nomo, Antibalas, Oliver Nelson, Basie, Das Vibenbass, Isaac Hayes, and that doo-wop quartet that sings downtown by Westlake Center. I love hating on Kanye West (Did he really rhyme 'be so' with ' dr. evil'...honestly...)
Food: anything but TGIFridays!!!! (or equivalent)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends, my trombone, my bike, puns, the Mission, 808 breakbeats.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How ridiculous people a good way.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either burnt out cause I pretended that Thursday night was Friday night, or out doin' something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Haha, that I have a profile on this website.
(Since that's a cop out: I spend an inordinate amount of time playing chess on the internet...pretty risque...)
You should message me if
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You like having fun